we are of course
we're just going to shift the venue to TGB's interior :D
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

boys fucking suck
don't waste your breath on those little shits!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

That's it, Ms Swipe, release the rage.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

well come on
they do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:06, Reply)

SEXISM ON THE INTERNET!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)

nah. all the same.
A L L. T H E. S A M E.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

The correct response is actually "what's wrong with being sexy?"

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

yeah but
i don't need to ask, do i?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

You're a natural.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

you're not the first to comment on THAT.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)

*blushes suavely*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

that is something of an oxymoron
unless you are just faking the blushing, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Faking of course
I am the master of suavitude.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)

thought so
men are not very good at faking it, as a rule.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

It's more likely to get discovered

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

well yes
that's because women take more notice of these things, you see.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Boy/s are making me miserable at the moment
It's not all their fault though, having taste and shit like that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

pffffffffffffffft
never let a man upset you. they get three strikes, then they are out!

of course, they never know when they are on strike two.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahaha
oh man, I don't have that kind of conviction.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

i didn't at 19!
the raddled cynicism comes with vastly advanced years. life is too short to waste it on a loser.

they don't need to know where the tipping points are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

It tends to be I like them and they don't like me
so really, I'd be doing everyone a favour.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

if they don't like you
that is totally their loss. cliche but things are only ever cliches because they are true.

god i sound like a fortune cookie. ignore me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

^ this is right
cliches are called truisms for a reason. If they don't like you, there are plenty of people who will love you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Like you? <3 <3 <3

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

You won't know what's hit you haha
but seriously there's loads of people out there. It's a matter of being in the right place/ right time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

:D
Oh man, tits. So much tits.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

so much love in the room
I think I might do a little cry.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Aww thanks
I guess I'm going to have to continue to be patient.
You can't huurry love -motowns-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

basically
if they are not sufficiently into you, fuck them off. there are plenty of guys out there. hence the three strikes motto!

heinous crimes that = strikes include: cheating (obviously), not paying for dinner on the first date, forgetting Very Important Facts like birthdays, parents' names etc, belching/farting, non-matching socks, sharing toothbrushes or cutlery, not calling when they say they will... the list IS pretty endless now i come to think of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Not ever taking me out on a date, calling me fat
and not talking to me for months on end?

He really should be being stretchered out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

he should die
a slow painful death involving fire on the balls or cancer on the cock or something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)

But it'll be such a waste :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Sometimes you have to break eggs
to make an omlette
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Trust is like a mirror, Gaga.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

nooooo
he deserves it, clearly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

surely the sock thing isn't a deal breaker
I never wear matching socks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)

It's a total faux pas
Like novelty ties or cufflinks with a single cuffed shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

bobby
my learned friend is right.

if you are too idle (and life IS too short) to pair your socks, do what my brother does... only ever buy identical pairs of black socks. job done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

M'am, I would like to raise a formal objection to your description of me as 'right'.
Today, about 3pm, I had the ghastly realisation that I was wearing a tie darker than my shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

shocking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Man I have lot to learn it seems
What about socks that have the same pattern but different colours?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

nooooooooooooooooooooo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I thought that would get me funky points
but apparently not. I will reevaluate my sock drawer. After I remove the massive drugs and gentlemans special interest material.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I'm 28 and single
of course I'm a pervert.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

single?
*autoflash*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

*autoflash?*
is that code for sexy time?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I think it's a warning light

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)

could have been a command
I have a mac somewhere
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:03, Reply)

tits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I prefer bums but whatever who can be choosy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:06, Reply)

i refer to the 28 and single
on this point...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Neither do I!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

to get you a little excited
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMruFHTwrY
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

AAAARGH :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

:0D

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Well I'm going to buy a corset from Kitty
and make myself look uncommonly large. Hopefully my gravity field will pull in the unsuspecting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Oh, I may wear mine again.
It's very good for posture you know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

I think it's a soft one
so probably not the best for posture. But they do look so pretty. I have no idea where I'd wear it, but I just want it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I love the harlequin stockings she has.
And the harlequin corset.

OH SO MUCH WANT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

i have some great knee high socks
that i got from ann summers the other day which are the most innocently filthy things you've ever seen in your life. highly recommended.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

These I must see

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Seconded

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

they have matching pants too
and a corset top thing.

i am contemplating wearing mine to work tomorrow with a black flippy skirt and shiny lace up shoes as i have a meeting with the obscenely hot boy who babysits my car when i go away. but somehow i think my boss would very probably send me home to change. pinstriped trousers it is. i hate my job!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Blimey

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

i am kidding
i would never be able to wear that to work. i picked the wrong profession to have a personality.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

damn

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

sorry false advertising
!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I intend to sue
I'll see you in court.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

fine
i'll wear the socks (as gloves)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I like this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

i think i might just have to
buy you a pair of your very own.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

As much as I am grateful for the thought behind the gift, they wouldn't be the same without you I'm afraid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)

if you have hairy legs
i agree maybe i should model them myself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)

It's a deal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)

or you could just wax?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:13, Reply)

A solution has been found.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:14, Reply)

gun metal grey with scarlet ribbon
I might just wear with black jeans, or black silk skirt/black tights
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Oh sexy sexy.
I've got the forest green one from WKD. Beauty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

ooh forest green, sexy
I was worried Kitty wouldn't have made one in my size before, because of the top heaviness, but apparantly she's made one for someone with a 50" waist
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

does that count as a waist?
a waste, surely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)

haha!
Pretty much. That is rather massive
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)

My waste bin's slimmer than that for fuck's sake.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

I prefer the HARD ONES
*giggles*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Oh I bet you do
How are you, lovely?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Fine 'n' dandy m'love
You seem like you're doing ok?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Yes I am!
Settled nicely into my home for the next 10 months now, passed into second year, not too shabby at all.

Hope all is well with you two, will be lovely to see you both again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

My bash will be awesome
and hopefully not afflicted by tube strikes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I'm very excited
and you are first in the long line of people I owe drinks to/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Ah, get away.
We'll bring purple boot polish just in case. No one need ever know...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

I may as well wear purple shoes
OR STICK TO GIN.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:56, Reply)

this made me laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Me too
heeheehee :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

I am amused that as I type this
you are in recommended friends on FB
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Is she now?
*strokes beard*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I'm not plotting at all
nope. Not in the least
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I'll bet...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

I realise that came out
slightly creepier than I intended it to!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

no denials here right now
are you bashing it up in October?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

i am thinking of going on holiday in october
when be the bash?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Friday 22nd Oct
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22170

Where are you thinking of going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

possibly the week before
so that could work, definitely. interesting...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)

You know you want
to meet strangers from the internet and drink copious amounts of alcohol.

Where are you thinking of going on holiday?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

either to stay with some friends in new york
or my dad has membership of this holiday club thing that has apartments all over europe, so maybe madeira or tuscany or somewhere depending on where would still be hot, as that would be free.

i'd prefer new york but my friend jane is a bit cash-strapped, so will depend more on her.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

New York would be great
but somewhere warm has its merits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

aye
this be my dilemma. gash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Again, TGB's vagina...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

that's not warm
don't you know how difficult it is to heat big spaces :D ?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

stop being mean
about the future Mrs Seahorse. The woman is a saint!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)

I reckon you'd take her name
and become BobbytheBadger
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)