She's basically going to hate everything he says,
he should just go to the pub and let the midwife call him when it's over.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yup that sounds about it
already I am viewed as the causer of backpain, sleepless nights, big boobs, heartburn etc.

When I mention that all I wanted was a blowjob she gets even more wound up...

:)
( zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

If only she'd let you stick it up her arse like you wanted to......

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

That's what I want Wiggy to do
no one besides trained medical professionals is coming anywhere near me at that point.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I just replied to your event,
I can't make it I'm afraid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Florida Pastor Postpones Qur'an Burning
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/sep/10/pastor-terry-jones-quran-burning
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

The guy is a total joke.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Someone will kill him
And it'll all go crazy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

oh you are so annoying!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

great attitude
if Mrs V and I were having kids I wouldn't want to be there at all. If I was it'd be firmly at the head end with my eyes shut
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

If Em were to be giving birth
I'd make sure I'd be no closer to her rupturing lady garden than, say, Cancun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I'd be outside
pacing up and down the corridor. Possibly with a pipe. I'm old-fashioned.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

As soon as my child's born
It's being thrown into a lion's cage. If it can't wrestle the lion to the ground and then strangle it with the umbilical cord, it's no child of mine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Lab: Making Spartans look like pansies since, well, a jolly darn long time ago.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Love it!
Sig-ing it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

If I had the unfortunate bad luck to be giving birth
That's how close I'd want to be to my own lady garden as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

^This
It can't be nice seeing your partner in so much pain. When my sister had my nephew she wanted me to be there but I couldn't face the prospect of seeing her like that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I was sick
when we were made to watch the baby-being-born video in year 7. It made me determined (as it was probably meant to do) both never to have children and never to be near someone who was
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I reckon the plan of
Sitting in a waiting room in a wingback chair and a cigar, possibly in black and white, is still the way to go.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)