8/10.
Not bad given I've only met one of you in real life.

EDIT: Just realised I've been cheated out of a point! I would have got 9/10 if you'd been a bit more thorough with your 'possible answers.'

Alt Q: The only emotions I have experienced recently are RAGE and briefly FEAR. (Though more recently some JOY, vicariously, for the positive developments in Monty's love-life.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did you see Monty having sex (RAGE)
then see him look at you with those come to bed eyes whilst still bumping and grinding (FEAR tinged with AROUSAL)
then when you realised that he was actually having sex with you and the reason you couldn't feel it was because of the Rohypnol (JOY)
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I mentioned nothing about AROUSAL, dear boy.
The only time I have recently experienced AROUSAL was when I first caught a glimpse of you, clean-shaven, from across the street the other night, and realised what a magnificently sexy CHIN you have.

This was followed by DISAPPOINTMENT as I saw your lovely lady-wife and knew that CHIN could never be mine...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Al

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR GEORDITUDE

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

How about a new pic of Fat Al?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I prefer this one
Kinda NSFW
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Winnerrrrrrrrrrrr!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

That is quite horrific

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I have a worse version
For if you're mean to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

O_O
...
:D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Fat Al is funny because it looks like Al.
This does not look like Al.
This is not funny.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Fat al could concievably be an actual photo of me altered with photoshop.
I would never be able to sit on that mans shoulders.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

You idiot, you should know what my drink of choice is by now

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Cider and Black or Long Island Iced Tea depending on availability, naturally,
but for some reason my addled brain thought you had a weakness for Southern Comfort as well.

Now what about my extra point?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

And the gin.
I do have a little weakness for SoCo, but it's Applebite that practically swims in the stuff. I;ve never seen her drink anything else. That I can remember.

You can have the point of my high heel into your eye.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Apart from at that pub for Al's bash and they didn't have any.
It was very distressing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

You had faux So Co though, I think
(I wish I could have said "know")
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Sam Smith's pubs never have any known brands of spirit on their shelves
But I'm sure if you ask for "the most revoltingly sweet whisky liquer you have," they'll find a close approximation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I asked for the closest thing they had
It was horrible :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

What did you learn?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Not to go to Sam Smith's pubs?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

NO NO NO
I was about to say you'll come to one in a couple of weeks, but then remembered YOU SUCK.

:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Is she not coming to Davros' bash?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

No, I think she is
she's just not coming for my birthday night out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Burn
I also have not been invited.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

She didn't invite me either
I hope she's fucking lonely
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Are you under 22?
If not, you will hate Candybox.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Why?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Is that the collective burlesque name for LAAK?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

No it's her pet name for her vagina

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Excellent.
Next bash in a Sam Smith's pub, everybody?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

:(
And you've not even met me.
AND I found you that crow chair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I jest, I was simply being facetious.
_{(Which is why I have also been on the receiving end of Lampito's fists)}

We'll have to find you something else to drink in them. It's the least I can do in return for finding The Crow Chair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Or we could go to a better pub?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Well, Davros' bash is in a Shepherd Neame pub
A vaguely classy establishment, even. At least by comparison to the Chandos.

Though the Chandos famously has its doorway impeded by couples eating off one another's faces on a Friday evening, so I suspect the b3tan shenanigans weren't especially out of the ordinary.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Fuck off and die.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I have the sneaking suspicion I'm due a severe face-punching...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I might come to that
it's been a while
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Please do,
I would actually like to meet you, and it would be nice not be the most hated person in the room.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

let me know where, as long as it's not a weekend I can do it

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

It's a weekend

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

next one then
or I'll start my own and they can form an orderly queue
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

bert isn't as bad in RL
as he is a pathettic little skinny toerag who doesn't have the balls to be a cunt to peoples faces
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

how much do you want to bet?
I was alienating myself and being a cunt IRL long before I ever fucked ym life up or found B3ta
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'd like to see how long he lasts without being assaulted.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'd like this

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Long Island Iced Tea is magnificent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You're lucky I've retired from writing "Bumder Alerts"

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Your limp wrists never could take all that typing

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I don't think I mentioned
that I had a slow comfortable screw followed by a screaming orgasm.

Hence wandering around Camden depressed out of my skull... :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I agree
there are only a few cocktails that are better: The Screaming Blue Motherfucker and the Painmeister being two of them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

you haven't even drunk the Painmeister!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I can tell it's going to be good though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

What's a painmeister?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Apparantly
champagne and Jaegermeister mixed together
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Oh sweet merciful Jesus...
I have to try it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

GIN

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

YOU WIN EVERYTHING, AGAIN

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

YES!
I'm just too good.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Does anyone know mine?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Please let it be bleach

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

that was kind of mean.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'm just annoyed you haven't had a hissy fit about me saying no to that event you didn't invite me to.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I thought it was quite funny
I did call you annoying though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You're lucky I didn't accuse you of buying friends in relation to your message to applebite.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

why do you think I'm skint all the time?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Oh come on
even I knew that. I don't even know why.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Only reason I managed to remember Applebite's is because I saw her status about it being cheap the other day
So texted my friend telling her about it, she now has 6 bottles. Weird girl.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)