I dreamt
I could fly so I made some awesome wings and soared up into the sky! I few higher and higher and soon it got hot from the sun so I punched the sun and it went away. Then I shit on labs car from 16000 feet and destroyed it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You shit on your own car?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

No. Read properly Al

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Oh I see, sorry I thought Lab had changed his own name to point out that he is a shithead

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Why would I do that?
My head does that job.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Your shit head.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Point proven

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I'm going to whiteknight for you Lab

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Right well you haven't paid any attention to my knighting so I'm stopping before someone steals my name,

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Hiyaaaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Hiya!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

HaHa.
Sounds like you are attacking each other a la Cato.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

whatever LAAK

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

oh you missed my knighting
I changed my name for it and everyfink!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I saw it.
No staying power. And you will now probably be the subject of my name change monday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

ooh I'm well scared!
bring it on you Terrible Gargantuan Beaker
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

He is a shithead, though, isn't he?
The bloody shithead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

DOT COM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

ARF!
By the way Mont, I'm glad someone has restored your faith in womankind and that she didn't break any of your glassware.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

It was really my sister.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Well at least you have things in common.
Like parents and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Extra toes and fingers...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Their children will have less eyes
Cheaper for contact lenses.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

More Boyce's with monocles?
Just what the world needs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

fewer

( WormuIus, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Wait a sec Roots.....
Are you implying that someone here actually had sexual intercourse with their own sibling? That's a bit weird, having sex with your own sibling, don't you think?

I'm not sure if I had a sister, I would fuck her. I think I would feel dirty afterwards, not good dirty, like horrible. That's the sort of thing that would fuck up someone for life, imagine if that sort of person had a kid ! I think that guy who did that would probably be so fucked up that it would fuck up his kid and every relationship he ever has.

But I don't think anyone really would be so disgusting, as in, actual offline gross disgusting, that they would fuck their own sister.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Woah, I never implied SHEEEIT, dude!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

But, hypotheticly, having sexual intercourse with your own sister is only 'frowned upon' by biology and society? Rather than it being actually 'wrong' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Especially if they are only a half sister
so that theoretically means they probably only share about 50% of their genetic stuff with you, not like a full sister.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I heard that it's fine as long as you haven't known them all your life
if they are a long-lost half sister then rut away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I've heard that will only get you a minor mention on the sex offenders register
not like a real sex offender.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I heard you just get a caution, but then everybody concerned hates you
but you're still a good father. That's only what I heard, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

What way round is worst? Because I don't know....
1) Your mother having two kids, one of them you, one of them your sister, when the father is two different people. And then inserting your penis into the fanny of your sister.
2) Your father having two kids, one of them you, one of them your sister, when the mother is two different people. And then inserting your penis into the fanny of your sister.

I'm not sure what sinario would be more "frowned upon" when you insert your penis into the fanny of your sister.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I think they are equally frowned upon
but my instincts say that scenario 1 is the worst, don't know why.

fortunately for me I have no sisters, long lost or otherwise, so I won't have to face that particular moral dilemma.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

So what you're saying is, you wouldn't insert your penis into the fanny of your sister?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

if I were pressed on the subject
I would say that no, you should not insert your penis into the fanny of your sister.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Pffft. Weaklings.
You would if there was nowt else. Probably have to be rape though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

"I will have you, even if it must be burglary!"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Actually, I seem to remember reading that it isn't wholly uncommon for siblings (not just half siblings)
who have grown up seperately to feel a sexual attraction to each other when they eventually meet.

I think it might have been in Urgh - Weirdo Weekly, that being my reading material of choice.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I really, really like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Thanks Rootles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Yay roota.
*sings*

Montys got a girlfriend
Montys got a girlfriend
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Shush!
Don't call her that yet in case it jinxes it.
Wait until Sunday afternoon when he's gone the shop for the papers and some croissants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Oops sorry!
I'll wait till she starts rifling through his emails before I count the relationship as solid.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Or at least until his first trip to casualty
No, surely this one will go well.
I met dj when I was sworn off men, and he met this one when he was sworn off women. It's when you're DONE that one turns up.
Eh, Blousie ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Yeah but I mean it. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Calm down love.
I haven't turked TGB yet - that's my masterplan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Turked?
As in 'robbed' or 'bummed'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Or 'Slaughtered, butchered and turned into mezze'?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Anymassanysizeanyheight
from fifty feet to a hundred miiiiles
( Kroney, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Is that R Kelly lyrics?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Or R Rita
from Johnny Briggs?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

R Mam

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

R Sole.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

R A!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

R Tattack

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

R Father...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

R Furdaley

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

R Thernegus has held Bristols
That's not a result, just a bit of gossip.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

My godmother calls him Arthur Neegeez

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

R get off - you're my brother for fuck's sake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

R chimedes screw.

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

R Kroyal

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*nods to the b3tan*
R Jimlad!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)