NOM NOM NOM
Why aren't you and your missus fat beasts?
Yous eat gorgeous foods all of the time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

my metabolism appears to have gone into overtime
so no matter what I eat I still lose weight.

don't drink much either. We eat nice savoury things, which generally ends up being fairly low fat and stuff, and don't eat much cake. We're going for a nice picnic tomorrow somewhere though, so need lemon drizzle cake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Picnics rule
We had a picnic on my living room floor a few weeks ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

a picnic sex
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

There was brie everywhere

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Brie: sexiest of all the cheeses

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Aye

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Unless you're gay
when it's obviously Camembert.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Or related to Bert
when it's obviously cumonbert.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

I thought about a sibling joke
but in the end just went with the "come on bear" variant.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)