Lie on my back?!
Missionary is dull.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

lol wut

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

For you maybe
for us it gives us a great chance to giggle inside that your boobs look really funny waggling backwards and forwards under you chin.

By your boobs I meant your boobs and by us I meant the male populations of south london and manchester
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

al you're a terrible cunt.
But I like you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

*high fives*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I've not fucked anyone from South London
And only one from Manchester.
Ooh, maybe 2.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You should totally become Prime Minister
Then you could fuck the whole country.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

my job

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

+fancy a my blow +?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Can I not have a titwank instead?
I fear a blowie would be a tremendous waste of an opportunity.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Would you ever be able to find your dick again though?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Not mine, but somone with a normal sized one would probably have a better chance.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

I've never understood the appeal
anyone who'd pick a titwank over a blowjob is a bit odd
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Testify, sister.
I really don't get them. By "get them" I mean understand them. Though I guess it's the same thing
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

It's about the way it looks, and if they're all nicely lubed up they feel nice too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

there is such a thing as tits too big for a satisfactory titwank though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

it's a one-way deal though
I've never met a woman who enjoyed either the look or the sensation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I have

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I just don't understand the appeal
my boyfriends must be disappointed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm not overly keen on them myself
and I suspect that you might be over-equipped to deliver them. My ex had something like 36GG breasts. It just didn't work.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

that's bigger than me
since I'm a 34 back.

I dunno, much like Lampito being in vehemnant opposition to anal, I reckon there are some things that belong in porn alone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

it sounds like you are telling me that Lampito has done anal in porn
so I am going to take that as the truth and bring it up in future as such.

they have their place as a bit of fun, but I wouldn't go out of my way for one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Did you hear? Lampito's done anal in porn.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

so I'm told
who would've thought?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I for one am not at all surprised that Lampito has done anal in porn

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I know!
Still, they always say that those who bang on about never wanting to do it are secretly craving it each and every day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

editing :p
it's one of her three nos smack, crack and anal.

Fair enough. I'm a believer in equal fun generally
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

equal fun is the key
much more enjoyable when the other person is getting off too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

precisely
I'd never do anything that I wasn't sure the other person would like just as much

edit: apart from ask them on a date
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm kind of glad I never had to ask anyone out on a date
I'd be horribly nervous about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

God I haven't either
I couldn't.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I might be able to now
but not at any point when I was single.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

It's kind of annoying, come to think of it,
to have the confidence now that I really would have made better use of when I was single, but of course didn't have then.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

yeah
also, not being a lolfatty would have been more useful back then
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

This is making it sound worse
by the second. But I've finally realised that if I don't ask him out, then it's not ever going to happen
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

What's the worst that could happen if he says no?
Once you've done it you'll wonder why the hell you built it up so much.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Because the last time I asked someone out
it went terribly. Shamefully badly, and it did rather knock my confidence.

And the worst that could happen is I lose someone who I reckon could be a rather good friend in time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Far far much more enjoyable
If she's not into it, it loses it's appeal very quickly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I've done it a couple of times
It was alright. The last time I was more surprised than anything.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

it does lead to amusing situations depending on angles and such
whereby you may end up with cum in your ear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

This is always amusing

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I've never had cum in a weird place, thank god
Just the occasional bit in the hair.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I don't know why
but it was always possible to tell that the reason some girl had a bloodshot eye was because someone came in it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I've thankfully never had to suffer that
though I did get conjunctivitis from a friend who'd developed it from chlamydia. I'm just susceptible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'll bear it in mind next time I entice a man into my lair
entice club over the head and drag him
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

into my lair onto the floor
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Hey, it's almost like you heard the Barefoot Story!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I've not heard that one
do tell
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

it may have something to do with her experiences in porn, doing anal

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Oh you heard about that as well
guess it must be true.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

it keeps being mentioned
and it was a friend of hers who told me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Wow, just wow
Y'know, I always had her pegged as the type. Now I know it's true!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

if you try and blame that meme on me
I'm continuing with the you fucked your brother one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

yeah, but you just made that up
whereas you told me about lampito and the anal porn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I think you'll find
I didn't make it up. The popular page proves it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

the popular page proves nothing
except that you are having some warped fantasy about me shagging my brother even claiming to have watched a video of it.

Now, I know Lampito has done some anal porn, but you really don't have to try and outdo her in the "I'm a deviant" stakes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Are you claiming to have seen a video
of her doing anal porn?

And I'm the deviant? A pop-up advert appears on my computer of you and your brother shagging, and suddenly I'M the deviant in this scenario?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

So she HAS done anal porn?!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'm not claiming anything of the sort
but even if I had, watching a video of a woman receiving anal is far less odd than pretending that you have been going on sites whose pop-ups consist of incestuous, homosexual porn.

I just don't see what you think you stand to gain from making such a thing up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

:( sad times right here
what a tangled web we weave etc, etc,

Let's all be honest here and admit we're lying. There is no porn on the internet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

what's porn?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I'm not sure

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

this
www.mikedolbear.com/Images/Jalapeno_1.jpg
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I've never had one
It's intriguing though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)