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*seethes impotently*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucks sake Mont
What an evil cunt :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I am >this< close to complete despair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I really do wish there was something I could say to help mate
But all I can do is sound like a broken record, and say keep your head up, you've shown you're an incredible father to your daughter, you've displayed incredible patience, and I keep my fingers crossed every day that karma exists, and it's got your back.

Also, her falling into a coma wouldn't be a bad start
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Chin up Monty.
We're here when you need to vent.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I know it's boring. Sorry all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

No it's not.

( thealternativefact, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Not at all fella
Always happy to listen
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I hadn't read the previous thread as it appeared to be about a now solved i-pod problem.
Consequently my reaction to your first post here was "I know he likes his vinyl, but I think he's taking this a bit too seriously."
(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Genius.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

It really is.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Better than you talking about music I suppose.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Ah now that I am not at all sorry about.
You young fools need schooling.


EDIT Chompy I'm not foo-lin'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You are Joe Elliot AICMFP

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Robert Plant surely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

*belms*


*doesn't hand over £5*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

*belms again, harder*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

This is more how I view Monty

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

What's that cunt doing in my house?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

You should see the full video, it's funny as hell
It's from an old spice advert he did a few years back.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Needs longer hair and tighter trousers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

So you can wank over it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

is that Bruce Campbell?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

legend

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

If you'd have said Steve Marriott
you'd have 100 bonus internet points for knowing that Led Zep nicked it wholesale from the Small Faces' version of 'You Need Lovin'.

But you didn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

doesn't surprise me
Led Zep were terrible thieves.

Can't stay mad at them though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

You should check the Small Faces' tune out, it's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I will do so
The Small Faces are great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

'Performance: Rockin' The Fillmore'
the live LP by Marriott's post SF band Humble Pie is a 70s hard rock classic not to be overlooked, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Is it better that MC Hammer and his debut classic
Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

It's not THAT good, Jeff - but what is?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Wigfield?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

NOTHING is better than Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'em.
That was the first album I owned on tape.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Mine was 'The Jimi Hendrix Album'
followed the next week by 'Johnny The Fox' by Thin Lizzy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

mine was Script for a Jesters Tear by Marillion
I've always had long hair and a beard, it was just purely mental until about 18.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

From partially relevant experience
You'll have to court it. She has probably convinced herself she's right. A solicitor will (mostly) only tell her she is right, or at least that the court can be convinced she's right. It's only when you stand before an actual judge you'll get the truth out. Unless you've got convictions or she's got actual evidence of irresponsible behaviour then she'll seriously struggle.

In these sort of things solicitors rely on fear and a gamble that you won't take it all the way. I was particularly impressed that a solicitor won't respond seriously to a letter you write unless you pay a solicitor to write exactly the same words for you. Which is a bit fucked up, no?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)