I've only ever met two Germans that I like and one is my mother.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:43, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never met a nice South African

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I've met one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

The exception
that proves the rule?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Most of them are cunts like that Nelson whatsisname - the terrorist chappie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

What a cunt.
He likes Naomi Campbell.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

maybe not.
there was a boy in the year above me last year who was South African. He seemed alright.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

They always seem alright to start with.
Suddenly the burning tyres come out and it's all over.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
You are using that phrase completely wrong!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

elaborate please

(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Ok
Person 1: I've never met a nice person called Bob. People called Bob are therefore not nice.
Person 2: I know a nice person called Bob.
P1: The exception that proves the rule!
P2: That makes no sense, by meeting a nice person called Bob I have in fact indicated that your original hypothesis was wrong, not proved it.
P1: Oh, you're right. Say, you're looking pretty sexy today, wanna go back to mine and get it on?
P2: Okay
*EXPLICIT SCENE*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I suspect that P2 was lying in order to increase the possibility of engaging in sexual congress with P1.
I know that this will be shocking to the good people on here, but I understand that some people do actually do this.
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

What's worse is that P2 was actually a truck driver called Barry
but he was pretending to be a 19 year old blonde student who like pole dancing.

But the really shocking thing is that P1 was actually pleased when he found out the truth.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Only the Pope can save them from eternal damnation, now.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

+ly
Speak English, boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

my German teacher in primary school was lovely.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Heinrich Himmler was way cool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Ernst Kaltenbrunner had a great uniform.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)