Hands up who likes the pope.
*ties shoelaces*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:31, 142 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He is bloody brilliant at his job.
Does just what it says on the tin.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Unfortunately what's in the tin is not palatable.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

You didn't ask if I agreed with his dogma.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I don't care to be honest.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I take it back!
The unscrupulous bastard has been preaching religious tolerance!
What kind of a Catholic is he?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I'm quite sure he pissed of the Muslim community with a little speech he made quite early on in his reign.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

He was a Vatican diplomat in charge of the Catholic Churches relations with other faiths.
I'm sure he must have made an effort later on to get THAT job. Snigger.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

No, I don't like him
His anti-contraception stance can't be good for the world's population, nor the spread of AIDS etc in Africa and elsewhere.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:36, Reply)

A catholic women on TV last night, when asked about this problem said.......
The catholic church are the biggest group who look after aids victims in Africa.

So basically, you have no choice but to get aids through lack of condoms but don't worry because we'll be there to look after you when you're dying.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Seems fair.
You get a free Bible too, I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)

That I didn't know.
I recant my statement.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

They could make their lives so much easier
if they let the people use condoms so they were less likely to get AIDS in the first place. And the rate of population increase would slow too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Yes but then they wouldn't get into heaven.
Suffer little children to come unto me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I can't suffer children
Little or otherwise.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Actually
Tourette's cousin is a catholic nun and spent time in zambia, where she actively gave out condoms as she knew things would be much worse if she didn't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Thank fuck for women like her.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

thank They
for
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I thought 'state the fucking obvious' day was yesterday?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Was it?
I missed that.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Your posts say otherwise.
(it was yesterday - today is 'be a cunt' day)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Ah!
Fuck of Monty, you pedantic ponce.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

There you go!
True to the spirit of today - excellent work.

EDIT 'Fuck of Monty' - is that like an adult 'Mull of Kintyre'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Bugger!
I can't even abuse you grammatically correct.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

+ly

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Ha ha!
It sounds like the sort of place which needs a caravan park.

"Where are you taking the caravan this year, Nigel?"

"Oh, well, I thought we'd try the new site at the Fuck of Monty"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)

It sometimes needs to be restated though
The pope doesn't seem to grasp the point.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

The Vatican Bank is the major investor...
...in Swiss pharmaceutical companies that produce...the contraceptive pill.
Sooner we get rid of ALL mumbo-jumbo the better.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I used to like him
but he's sold out since we were in the Hitler Youth together, around the time of the Holocaust that never happened.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)

what a bastard.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:40, Reply)

My friend had to write an essay at uni entitled "The holocaust: did it really happen?"
My suggestion of just writing "yes" on a piece of paper didn't go down as well as I'd hoped.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Because they didn't add "and it was AWESOME!"?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Of course I don't like him,
he's bloody German
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)

I like Germans.
I share their sense of humour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I've only ever met two Germans that I like and one is my mother.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I've never met a nice South African

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I've met one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

The exception
that proves the rule?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Most of them are cunts like that Nelson whatsisname - the terrorist chappie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

What a cunt.
He likes Naomi Campbell.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

maybe not.
there was a boy in the year above me last year who was South African. He seemed alright.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

They always seem alright to start with.
Suddenly the burning tyres come out and it's all over.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
You are using that phrase completely wrong!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

elaborate please

(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Ok
Person 1: I've never met a nice person called Bob. People called Bob are therefore not nice.
Person 2: I know a nice person called Bob.
P1: The exception that proves the rule!
P2: That makes no sense, by meeting a nice person called Bob I have in fact indicated that your original hypothesis was wrong, not proved it.
P1: Oh, you're right. Say, you're looking pretty sexy today, wanna go back to mine and get it on?
P2: Okay
*EXPLICIT SCENE*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I suspect that P2 was lying in order to increase the possibility of engaging in sexual congress with P1.
I know that this will be shocking to the good people on here, but I understand that some people do actually do this.
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

What's worse is that P2 was actually a truck driver called Barry
but he was pretending to be a 19 year old blonde student who like pole dancing.

But the really shocking thing is that P1 was actually pleased when he found out the truth.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Only the Pope can save them from eternal damnation, now.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

+ly
Speak English, boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

my German teacher in primary school was lovely.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Heinrich Himmler was way cool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Ernst Kaltenbrunner had a great uniform.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

So was the mighty Jens Lehmann

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Morning shitbag
By that logic you fucking love Frenchmen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Yeah alright Kevin Bacon,
I am partial to French and Spaniards now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Spaniards?
For this season, at least. Surely you should be more fond of Dutchmen? Someone needs to be right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

last night he won back my support for being a little genius.
RVP needs to get fit and stay fit or bugger off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Fair play
I feel the same about l'il Bobby Earnshaw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

why? he is utter dog shit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Not when he's fit
and not when playing at Championship level. Which we are. Also, he scored against your lot when playing for the Worst Team In The History Of Football, the rest of whom were busy conceding about 8 at the other end if I remember rightly, so he must be alright
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I'm hopeful that I shall see the forementioned Mr Earnshaw weep tears of frustration on Saturday
as he is utterly rebuffed by The Mighty Tigers new central defensive pairing.
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

does he still drive that yellow hummer?
Or giant penis extension as it was known at the Albion.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

When we're shit we're appalling.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Disclaimer
I have no problem with Germans as individual people, in fact most of the ones I know are lovely and their women all seem to be suspiciously well-endowed. I simply object to their persistence in being much better than us at football
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

They also seem to have no hangups about nudity
which is always an advantage, I find.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Or not.
70 year olds with sagging wrinkly breasts and pearl drop earrrings in their nipples?
No. Just no.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

'eggs' benedict can fuck off.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

He has to do his job I suppose
lots of people have corrupt backgrounds and don't invoke this level of anger/frustration. It's just interesting to see how it will unfold. Plus the pope mobile is pretty cool.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

It looks like a bullet-proof spaz-wagon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

exactelment mon generale. A paintball gun attack could be on the cards.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Yes but most people aren't the head of a fucking Church.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)

The boy's point is specious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

no it isn't.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Yes it is.
Being a corrupt business leader is not the same as being a corrupt so-called moral and spiritual head of half the world's fucking population is it you cretin?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

it's exactly the same you haggard old has been
corruption doesn't work on a sliding scale,it doesn't matter who someone is or what their job title may be.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You are an idiot.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

This fountain of diarrhoea does not merit a rational response.
With this in mind I shall simply call you a witless spastic and be done with it.

EDIT: /ac
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)

standard Monty response alert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

George Bush was President, which is also fairly high profile if you weren't sure.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Yes and everybody thought he was great didn't they.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

No
I thought he was shit.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

No of course not but people didn't go as nuts as they have now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

You're missing the point.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

make one then and I'll be sure to grasp it firmly with both hands.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

From your post above replying to Monty I doubt any point I make will be firmly grasped by you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

convenient cop out there bgb

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Whatever you like to think.
*shrugs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I think you'll find a lot of people did

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

i dont care about the pope.
Look how early I'm up on my day off though!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

But the pope cares about you.
Don't make him come and save your soul.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:53, Reply)

That line needs a comma
Don't make him come, and save your soul.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

You need a slap.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:59, Reply)

conversely,
are you damned for eternity if you cause the pontiff to ejaculate? This theory needs testing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

And more importantly
Why are you up this early on your day off? And why am I up this early on yet another day off?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

i have a lot to do
I have a schedule and everything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

A fucking schedule.
I thought you lived life on teh edge. Going where the wind takes you. Flying high and laying low.

*is disappointed*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Sorry. If it makes you feel better I've just been subjected to Barbara Windsor in a corset with her wrinkled old boobs filling the screen.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

the screen my mouth
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

vomit
Thanks for that al.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

He's a nazi with medieval attitudes to women, homosexuals, athiests, other religions and anyone that looks at him funny.
He was head of the Inquisition (even though they're not allowed to torture and burn try witches and heretics anymore) and he's got millions of braindead followers willing to spread pain and misery in the name of love.
I LOVE The Pope.
*Nazi salutes*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I love you too, Stu.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Did you just out yourself as the Pope?
Because suddenly, a lot of things make sense...
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

He edited from 'I love a Nazi who...' to 'He's a...'
Or I have lost my mind.

Or I am the Pope.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I'd go with the "I'm the Pope thing."
You already have the Hitler Jugend thing going for you, so just run with it, Pope Monty I.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

No I didn't.
The only edit was the nazi salute.
It still says I love the pope.
MEIN FUHRER! Err, I mean, Your Holiness.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

*clicks heels*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

He's a pretty good laugh to go on a bender with

( broadsword, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Pffft.
The very thought of the Pope having a go on a bender.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)

If I weren't so lazy I'd erase this bird and replace it with a big hairy cock
www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/02/pope_dove_wideweb__430x410.jpg
( broadsword, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

who else is going to the protest at Hyde Park on Saturday?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Nein.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

the gf has aksed me if we are going out on Saturday night. Saying "it depends if I get bail" wasn't the right answer apparently

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Fuck that shit, I've got better things to do with my time.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

^This

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Nah, I know Hyde Park is a bit of a grassy cunt, but it's alright really

( broadsword, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

The beer's too expensive there.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I like him,
Catholics shouldn't be apologetic about their beliefs, no condoms, no gays, sex is wrong, women aren't good enough to have any power.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I find him infinitely more palatable than Peter fucking Tatchell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

almost anyone is more palatable than Tatchell. Apart from Mandelson - the weapons grade cunt.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

He's probably bumming Tatchell as we speak.
You know what that lot are like - always bumming.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I was watching that Peter Tatchell programme yesterday
It was such a wasted opportunity. There were so many interviews where he asked one vaguely edgy question and then didn't bother following up on the pathetically lame ass response.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

*has no idea who he is*

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tatchell
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Oh yeah,
I quite like him, angry protestors make me laugh.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

He's a veteran bummer who tried to arrset Robert Mugabe when he flew into the UK and got a damn good duffing up for his troubles.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I have just 'lolled' at 'veteran bummer'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

this will make you shout Monty
www.petertatchell.net
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I'm no fucking way clicking on that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

My opinion is that every religion should stick to their stupid guns
ignore all other information about society or science and believe what they believe.
Then if people follow it then at least they're following it for the right reasons and I can quite happily call a Catholic a homophope at the moment it's a bit to complicated.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Exactly. It is all about faith.
No compromise. That's why the Anglican church is fucked.
Trying to keep up with the times and please everyone.
Fucking weaklings if you ask me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I hope there's a massive riot
And he gets dragged from his Popemobile and killed. It'd make the news a lot more interesting than the usual celebrity drivel.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

This week in Heat Magazine
"I kicked the pope right in the face" Fern Britton tells us her shocking story.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I would probably buy that
Or maybe just read it in WH Smith.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I don't think Fern is hip enough to be in Heat magazine.
Maybe Closer or New maganzine.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Who likes the Pope?
Mostly it's paedophiles in dresses.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Can i just say before anyone says I'm picking on Catholics, that I think the Muslims are barking up the wrong tree too.
Give the Proddies their due, they try and make their church relevant to today's society, hence women and gay priests.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Stop picking on catholics BGB, you know what happened yesterday when you started doing that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

There should be pick on a catholic day.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Check the history books...
...there has been plenty.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah but not one we can put on the calender.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

It's called Bonfire Night
you should go to Lewes Bonfire. They burn effigys of the pope and everything.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Taken in London yesterday (not by me)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Tim Minchin said it best. VERY NSFW.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRDfut2Vx0&has_verified=1
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)