i've had such a dreadful shock and then massive relief
this morning (thought i might have made a mistake as a baby lawyer back in about 2008 that would have come back to bite me in the ass to the tune of about £20,000,000. of course i should have known better than to think i would make such a mistake but i literally didn't sleep last night for panicking) that it is definitely not too early for alcohol.

in fact, i have roped lots of friends into a pub lunch for just that purpose! which means that this afternoon's drafting will be even worse, but i'll worry about that in 2012.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

detail?

( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

The worlds going to end in 2012 anyway.
The mayans knew.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

as long as it's before the fucking Olympics fine by me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

you arent in love with LONDON 2012?
back in CT, when we had an olympic bid we had bumper stickers that just raid "fuck the bid". class
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

That is brilliant
I just can't be arsed with the Olympics. Fucking dull. If these sports were popular they would be in the limelight more than once every four years. Winter Olympics is great though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

rachelswipe
PI notification?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

London is going to be a fucking nightmare when the Olympics are on.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

i am half wondering about volunteering for the olympics
not sure what as, though. sewing flags or booming through a megaphone for 10 days aren't really doing it for me. do you think they need volunteers to drink champagne and shag the winners of the men's rowing races?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You'll probably be given a yellow tabbard to wear sent to hang around a remote car park in Stratford for 8 hours in the rain

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

stratford?
i don't do further east than aldgate normally...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's just a glorified school sports day. I'm getting out of London (and possibly the country) for the duration.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Then your perfectly set to go for a tayyabs one night
Unlike the other week, when you didn't turn up, despite being invited.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

it clashed!
i am a popular girl, you have to book me years in advance.

although i was a bit gutted to miss that one. even if you were going to be there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

She does that anyway.
She calls it "Date Night"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

(C)oar!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I volunteer to supply the athletes with drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

"the 100m all night garage jaffa cakes dash"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It was really very clever of them to work out
we'd have switched to the Gregorian calendar by then, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)