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That last thread was Fucking Shit.Do you not agree?
If I wanted to look at some gaylord's fucking work pictures I'd go on fucking Facebook, shortly before going all Moaty and hiding in a storm drain.
Alt: Who’s your favourite confused loner/slayer of the public/quality nutcase?
I loved the Virginia Tech boy with his ‘Richard McBeef’ play…but then Barry Bulsara has a special place in my heart, as does the Croydon Samurai.
I JUST CAN’T DECIDE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:19,
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The person who decapitated someoneon a Greyhound bus. Of course Moaty has a special place in the 'confused and violent' pantheon. But samurai man also has his merits
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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Is this all serial killers or just lone gunmen types?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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You have a free choice.I meant more the 'going postal' type, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:29,
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Clearly if you're going to go on a rampagea sword adds a touch of class. Any idiot can go mental with a gun or a knife, after all.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:22,
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It shows panache, I agree.But for today's 'busy busy busy' nutter, semi-automatic firearms and grenades are a litte more efficient.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:33,
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Guns for show, knives for pros(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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AK-47 for when you absolutely have to kill every last fucker in the room(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:40,
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I see your sword and raise you a MACEwww.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/articles/1/38244
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World’s best website comes up trumps again SHOKKAH.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:50,
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Aye, mixing up Time Team and World's Most Violent with devastating results(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I can imagine him wetting his pants with glee right now.(
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Nah, Moaty was shit!One killing and two injuries. Shite! C-, must try harder. Extra point for the storm drain HQ though...
I thought the Columbine boys did quite well, but for sheer amount then you have to hand it to the Mumbai boys a while ago, though technically they weren't loners
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Or Dahmer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:22,
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Actually, can I change mine??The BTK Killer - nutcase!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:30,
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I'm generally not a fan of a people killing people(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:23,
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I'm quite fond of women who murder their husbands.Girlpower!
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:23,
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You must get on like a house on firewith Kiranjit Ahluwalia
Pun only slightly intended
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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Dennis Nielsenall that painting himself white to look like a corpse & wanking in front of a mirror. I'd love to do that in the Vatican but I'm too busy spreading sexual bigotry and suppressing women.
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The Manson Girls.Drugged up rich girls looking for a father figure, a purpose in life; and they have such little self esteem that they will do anything for their Messiah no matter how vile or hideous.
Where the hell do I find me some of these?
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In terms of nutcases David Icke ftw - some of his writing is completely hatstand,(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
No he's just "exposing the reptilian bloodline that rules the world" apparently. Which is nice of him.(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
How does that fit in with your views on Creationism oh holy father?(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Ssshhh. The whole Creatonism thing's just a sham. Dawkins has got it right but don't tell him or he'll become insufferable.I'm only in to this whole gig for the kids. And the money, of course.
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Good gig old son - any vacancies?BTW Did you get the Allah foetus lava-lamp that I sent you?
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£10k and I'll make you a Cardinal (you're a bloke right?)I did get the lamp thanks - it looks great next to my bed full of 3 year old kids.
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Plus expenses......and as many boys as one can fit in the Sistine?
Deal.
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Jack the Ripper innitGroundbreaking, blood, prostitutes, gore, sliced tits, deranged letters, never got caught; that man had everything. Compared to him Moaty was just a chancer who couldn't get his tally past one, so not even a serial killer; unless topping yourself counts.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:32,
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I like Campo Elias Delgado,purely for stopping his killing spree to go for a gourmet dinner, then picking up right where he left off after the cheese course.
www.armory.com/~crisper/Life/scores.html
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I remember that site!I used to love reading the Scorched Earth Party manifesto. "Simple Solutions to Complex Problems".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:16,
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Richard Trenton ChaseVampirism, cannibalism, Nazi fixation, poisoning and necrophilia.
Quite a showman.
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Ok for sheer cuntishnessI have to go with Fred and Rose. Because when the news broke on this I was a teen at my friends house doing some massive games workshopping and his mum was watching the telly. She had a little moment went oh gosh and sat down when the pictures of the victims were on the screen. One of them was her friend when she was a kid. That freaked my teenage self out.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:35,
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Rose was a great shag though.and she'd suck your cock with amazing talent. She could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.
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She had no choice but to be dynamite in bed or Fred would have patioed the shit out of her.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:38,
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I just read the popes speechwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11329273
nothing wrong with that, I'm not sure why everyone's getting so worked up.
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Something to talk abouton a rainy day I guess.
It's made me feel like being so offensive it's actually unbelievable
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:41,
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Getting up in the morning does that for me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:46,
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Obviously I'mbecoming you Monty
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:48,
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Why were you in hosipital for so long?I've heard you mention it before but never known what was wrong with you?
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She was having an op to become me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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Not the best experience everI was lucky though. It was a really dire case of it, but I've made an almost complete recovery bar residuals, while I know another person who had a v mild case but still has life-affecting consequences
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:06,
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I don't know who to blameI have this terrible urge to listen to Hawkwind, take massive drugs, and earlier this morning I insulted Terry Pratchett
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:04,
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*shakes hand*Welcome to the civilised universe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:13,
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The Irkutsk Monsterfrom when I was a kid. Nasty bastard.
Harold Shipman because you have to be a right callous cunt to do what he did as many times as he did it.
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Quiz time:www.peterstraub.net/evidence/killers/quiz/serial_killer_quiz.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:41,
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I am Bob Bandolier, apparently(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:43,
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I'm your son, apparentlyHad never heard of him. Sounds like a real life Kurtz character. Reading between the lines in the description there's a lot of WTF?
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You are Ronnie Lloyd-Joneswell I am.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:46,
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My guy just murdered boys! damnit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:56,
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so we're gay bumder millionares!lets get Monty round to blow coke up our chuffs.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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That's not gonna entice him round for chuff blowing is it?What the hell is gumbo btw? just reading the end of lunch post.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:04,
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Monty was delightfully telling us earlier how he has hadcoccaine blown up his arsehole.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:09,
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hahaha I was shocked you didn't know about gumbo(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:11,
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hahahahahI have never come across Gumbo before.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:16,
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I'm Irishand possibly the whitest man alive, I have zero cajun in me.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SKIN COLORyou racist potato wog
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:21,
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stealing potato wogI posted a letter for you further on down K SWIZ
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:23,
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I got to this part"So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving"
and stopped reading
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:26,
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It's horrendous.Really nasty. I kind of like reading it though as it makes me feel normal and feel grateful for being wired up semi correctly.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:30,
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just read itdid he really write that?
doesn't seem like someone from that time period would write like that
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:33,
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looks like it's all true.Monty would know for sure as he seems to be the expert.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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just read the other onenot really freaked out yet, I should be, but I don't think it's real
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:38,
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It's a type of soup/stew.Nom.
Edit - Sorry if I blew the gig with the 'kill him' comment. That was supposed to be internal dialogue.
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It's ok we will promise him MOAR drugs and he will come.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:17,
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Great idea - you book the room in your name. I'll buy more charlie.He's falling for it Monty
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I am calling shennanigans on this bullshitI will not be raped and killed by internet folk!
edit - what's this marillon you talk of, google knows of no serial killer?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:21,
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Fish was the singer from a shite band called Marillion.And should have been put to death for crimes against humanity.
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I'm John Ransom apparentlyWho've I've never heard of but seems quite a sad case
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:51,
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No-one's mentioned Jim Jones?Brainwashed his followers with conspiracy theories to rival the best of them, decamped to Guyana then convinced 900-odd people to drink poisoned kool-aid and die almost instantly, resulting in some notorious photos (look them up; I'm not posting them here) and inspiring Monty's favorite band, presumably. The deaths happened 32 years ago this month and they're still really weird. Origin of the phrase "drink the kool-aid".
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Actually James Jones is the singer's real name.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:57,
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Ah.. OKI'd automatically assumed it was a reference to the cult leader. Probably still is, but not as deliberately as I'd thought.
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I used to have a Psychic TV LPone side of which was filled with an audio recording of the Jonestown massacre - real people dying and wailing etc.
Challenging LSD listening, I found.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:58,
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That was the free album with Force the Hand of Chance...I used to play that at the end of parties when people don't get the subtle message TO FUCK OFF.
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Oh dear.Didn't see that on the shelves in Our Price.
Picture disc?
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There was a song called Guyana Punchwhen I was a lad. Some obscure US band I think.
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Twas The Judy's.And don't forget The Vapors (of Turning Japanese fame) whose tragically under rated follow up was called Jimmie Jones.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBJM-fUr81c
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The JudysNew Wave gash - I actually liked some of their stuff and had the Flock of Seagulls hair to go with it.
*shames*
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The Judys were shite.I had them on some cassette mix and remembered the song.
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Sorry to be pedantic Dr, but clearly it is importantto point out that there were three other Vapors singles inbetween those mentioned.
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Uurrggh tried listening to that onceReally horrific. Genesis P Orridge usually succeeds in freaking me the fuck out with whatever I hear by him. Last I heard he'd become a woman and his wife had become a man. Strong WTFery going on there.
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She (his Mrs) is dead now......and he is turning him(her)self into his dead ex.
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Seeing Psychic TV doing the theme from Button Moon in the Harlesden Mean Fiddler when I was 16 was one of my life’s most genuinely unsettling moments.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:27,
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Mr Stagger Lee.Someone really should write a song about his exploits.
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Can't go wrong with a Colt .45 and a deck of cards(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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i mistakenly googled albert fishafter you posted about him the other day.
have had nightmares ever since. like in grenada recently when i spent the whole night staring at the ceiling convinced there was a snake under my bed, or worse, IN my bed.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:02,
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*googles Albert Fish*(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:04,
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:08,
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this should not have made me laughbut it did.
bobby, i warned ye. i warned ye and ye took no heed.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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He killed the little girl on my birthday the fecker.it's horrible but you can't stop reading.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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right onto Marillion now. If work look at my internet historysome questions may be asked.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:15,
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STOP STOP STOPyou're making me want to go back and read it and then I'm going to have to kill you in the face
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:19,
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Dear Mrs. Budd. In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the Steamer Tacoma, Capt. John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco for Hong Kong, China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1–3 per pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak—chops—or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girl's behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid [sic] there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys, one 7 and one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them – to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except the head—bones and guts. He was roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 St. near—right side. He told me so often how good human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick – bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho [sic] I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.[10]
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:20,
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I think I would probably have a Tizer if I was eating child.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:24,
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shurely Sunny Delightor Ribena?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:25,
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who you calling Shirley?I think the fizz would help with the digestion.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:26,
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Letter to Billy Gaffney's mother - WORSE THAN BUDDI brought him to the Riker Ave. dumps. There is a house that stands alone, not far from where I took him. I took the boy there. Stripped him naked and tied his hands and feet and gagged him with a piece of dirty rag I picked out of the dump. Then I burned his clothes. Threw his shoes in the dump. Then I walked back and took the trolley to 59 St. at 2 A.M. and walked from there home. Next day about 2 P.M., I took tools, a good heavy cat-of-nine tails. Home made. Short handle. Cut one of my belts in half, slit these halves in six strips about 8 inches long. I whipped his bare behind till the blood ran from his legs. I cut off his ears – nose – slit his mouth from ear to ear. Gouged out his eyes. He was dead then. I stuck the knife in his belly and held my mouth to his body and drank his blood. I picked up four old potato sacks and gathered a pile of stones. Then I cut him up. I had a grip with me. I put his nose, ears and a few slices of his belly in the grip. Then I cut him through the middle of his body. Just below the belly button. Then through his legs about 2 inches below his behind. I put this in my grip with a lot of paper. I cut off the head – feet – arms – hands and the legs below the knee. This I put in sacks weighed with stones, tied the ends and threw them into the pools of slimy water you will see all along the road going to North Beach. I came home with my meat. I had the front of his body I liked best. His monkey and pee wees and a nice little fat behind to roast in the oven and eat. I made a stew out of his ears – nose – pieces of his face and belly. I put onions, carrots, turnips, celery, salt and pepper. It was good. Then I split the cheeks of his behind open, cut off his monkey and pee wees and washed them first. I put strips of bacon on each cheek of his behind and put them in the oven. Then I picked 4 onions and when the meat had roasted about 1/4 hour, I poured about a pint of water over it for gravy and put in the onions. At frequent intervals I basted his behind with a wooden spoon. So the meat would be nice and juicy. In about 2 hours, it was nice and brown, cooked through. I never ate any roast turkey that tasted half as good as his sweet fat little behind did. I ate every bit of the meat in about four days. His little monkey was as sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew. Threw them in the toilet.[10]
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:28,
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I have no more words.People are fucked up.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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Beat THAT, Terry fucking Pratchett.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:38,
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it's so horribleeven desensitised and cynical as we are.
where is monty, to explain himself for bringing this sick filth into our lives?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:29,
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Bashing one out whilst reading them?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:30,
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no you've been reading all the qotw answers laughing at howblue square premier they all are compared to an average Tuesday at Monty's house.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:55,
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The Dnepropetrovsk ManiacsMust be the digital era's serial killers of choice. They even released a knee tremblingly, horrific snuff film, exclusively for their digital fans. I'm sure a little Internetting would secure you a look, although, I wouldn't advise it.
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I'm with RoryJ. T. Ripper is the one for me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:59,
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