life - published books/screenplay made into film
and not have to wear a suit until 2am.

education - i am pretty happy with, provided i pass my masters.

sexytimes - hopefully you only regret what you DON'T do. (i try to stick to this because otherwise i might kill myself.) which means only bradley cooper and the hot guy from insolvency - the one who borrows my car - at this particular moment in time.

warning sign - "caution. will forcefeed you vodka shots. doubles."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 13:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You're like a whirlwind in a trouser suit
remind me to stay clear of you at any bashes we may be attending in the future. Vodka makes me vomit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

So does weed.
You are River Phoenix.

AICMFP.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Heroin doofus.
Takes back the 5er and buys a couple of smokes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

actually
it's a skirt suit today. with stockings with seams down the back that made one of the partners tut at me in the lift. meh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I used to wear trousers with a shirt, tie and waistcoat to work in one of my past jobs.
The men used to go crazy for it. Go figure!
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Did you have anything green coloured in your handbag?
Oh man, I fucking love it when a lady shows me her hand bag, and I ask her what the space is like inside it, she shows me and there is something green in there. Any sort of green will do, but I like olive green the best. It drives me crazy, it could be anything, from a packet of softmints to a voucher at M&S. Christ, I once saw this girl, who showed me her hand bag, and it had some wriggly's extra, I went fucking crazy, instant stiffy, I wanted to take her there and then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

i have a green and leopard print thong
in mine RIGHT NOW*


*may contain lies, how rank would green leopard print look?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It would look as though the leopard had gone off
Probably time to pick up a fresh leopard next time you're going past the cornershop.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Bizarrely
I saw a lass wearing a green leopard print dress as I was walking through new street station today. It might have looked okay on someone half her size, but as it was it just looked like she'd escaped from a menagerie.
(berk, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

for the avoidance of doubt
THIS WAS NOT ME. i do not actually own anything green and leopardy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

You got anything in crocodile skin ? Not aligator though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

how about this crocodile?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

*Spaffs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I have on flip flops, a t shirt with an oil stain on it, and ripped trousers
made my boss tut for very different reasons.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

POIDH

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)