Easier to steal than a modern car?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you could buy one for like $200 probably
seems pointless
if you're going to go to jail for stealing a car, would you really want it to be a 94 accord?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Depends if you're a meth-head and need some quick cash to get tweaked
(how did you like my use of street slang?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I thought you were actually from the streets there for a minute.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I get that a lot
"Don't hate the player, hate the game"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I don't like it. It reeks of wolf pussy.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

It reeks of WHAT?
boy am I out of my depth...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Urban Dictionary says this...
"a pussy that is so hairy that you are scared to stick your dick in it for fear it'll bite it off. 'Brandi had a wolf pussy so I just made her give me head.'"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Well now
isn't that colourful.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Learn something new every day

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

No you don't.

(hello dear, sweet friend)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I learnt a lot over the weekend

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

what did you learn?
was any of it from Kaol?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I learnt Kaol will always find a massive stick
And if left alone Wooks will fall into rock pools
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)

those are good things to know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

It is quite alarming how Kaol will find a massive stick. Always.
Walk in the woods, fair enough. On Woolacombe beach...

He then gouged a trail halfway up the beach, before getting bored.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I don't recall ever seeing much wood on Woolacombe beach
that is an impressive achievement. He really is like a giant child isn't he?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Too right he is
I saw no other bits of wood on the whole beach, let alone a 5ft long, thick straight stick.
The rock pools were shit though, only a couple of tiny fish, no crabs, lobster or kraken.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)

it's not a very good area for rock pools really
better off on the south coast for that sort of thing, or down into Cornwall.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I was bored by them
But the redeemed themselves by making Wookiee's foot wet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I think the inference
is that she learned a lot about XO cognac and delivered a detailed inspection of a brass etching collection.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I could teach you something new every week day, if you like?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

probably for at least three days
providing that included the weekend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)

You're either saying that Monty knows practically everything
Or that I'm not clever enough to know things Monty doesn't, AND not clever enough to find random Wiki pages.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'm saying wikipedia is down

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I don't believe you
And I could still regale him with interesting facts about digital forensics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

interesting
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Ah, there you are.
Would you mind awfully shopping up two versions of the CBGB's logo for my internet friends TGB and BGB, please?

The former to read 'TGBG - OMFG' and the latter to read 'BGB - OMFG, home of underground cock'?

I simply have no idea how to do these simple things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Remind me tomorrow, and I'll give it a go
Off home soon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Such vulgarity.
Quite unacceptable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

You're so sensitive.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I think it's my artistic temperament.
I'm left handed, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I wasn't brave enough to Google it

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

It's also a type of weed (smoke) and a cocktail.
Those crazy cooky kids.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

A friend of mine
is growing a variety of Jack Herer developed in Scotland called 'Jock Horror'. I find this hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I also find this amusing
Jack Herer - I know I've had it, but refresh my memory on what it is like
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

It's like seeing Leslie West at CBGB's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

unimaginable then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Sensible answer: I'm not sure I've ever smoked it
but certainly for a while it had the highest THC content of any strain, if I rememeber correctly.

My pal is also growing some 'Willie Nelson', which I found equally amusing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I had thought I remembered it as a potent one
it's not often that I learn the providence of the gear I get, but occasionally some will come through that is called by name. That was one of them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I have some as we speak
Its decent, pokey and smells lovely and fresh. However the THC content pales into the background when comparing it to the mighty Cheese. Easliy the most powerful skunk I have ever encountered. Closely followed by some very crystally White Widow i had many moons ago.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 19:41, Reply)

my favourite ever was some afghan stuff I got after I finished some exams at uni
most of my mates still had exams, so I was sat in the corner laughing for about 3 days solid while they revised. Seriously nice high.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Did you ever read...
The Emperor Wears No Clothes? It's worth a look.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I'm not into gay porn, sorry.


(no I haven't read it - is it any good?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)

What? Gay porn?
It rocks cocks!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:34, Reply)