A distant relative used to get me weird presents
Including; an Osmonds tape, a pack of lace doilies, a hideous make up bag with suspicious stain inside and I think I once got half a box of chocolates.

Best present was my awesome hand etched Badger glass which was destroyed by screamer and I was gutted :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Poor TeeGeeBeegies.
TGB! TGB! There are only 4 weeks to go until DG's birthday bash and you get to kick me in the head! How excited are you!?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Oh man I've stolen some steel capped boots from work for the occasion!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Just checked trains
I'll be getting into Marylebone just after 6pm, so in the pub by 6:30 I reckon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

First motorboating by 7pm
Monty will be knobbing his girlfriend by 7.15
Tourettes will have gassed us all by 7.25
TGB will kick me in the head by 7.45
And Davros will grow visibly more dapper as the evening progresses.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

If Monty's girlfriend appears
Depends on her mode of transport.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Broomstick?

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Montys girlfriend doesn't have a motorised form of transport as far as I know
But she is a wonderful person.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Oh I know
Yes, I know
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

You know?
Do you know what I know? You know?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I may not know what you know
but I know you know what I know you know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I know you know, you were the first to know
Now I know and Lab knows, but we may know more than you know
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

If you know more than I know then I know you're duty bound to let me know what you know.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

No

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Well after the bash, we'll all know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Yes.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I think I know who it is now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I shall be wearing a low cut t-shirt.
Just saying.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

WOOHOO

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

All the better for Lampito to give you that nuzzling
that Crow forgot to give you on her behalf in June.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I'm never going to be allowed to forget this, am I?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You were strictly told to nuzzle your head in a ladies breasts and you forgot.
What do you think?
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

^ this

(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Au contraire.
I was told to grope them.

_{This does not detract in the slightest from the fact that I completely forgot to do so...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Or so you claim

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I'll be there
Unless my car won't start.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Or you get stuck down by shitheaditis

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

So does mine
which train are you getting?
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I'll be getting one from Warwick Parkway
Think it starts in Brum though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Warwick Parkway at 16:20?

(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

OMG YOU TWO ARE TRAIN BUDDIES

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Your jealousy is palpable
I'm palping it right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Shush, you

(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I'm really confused as to who you are now
I thought you were the lady in the floaty purple dress who did LARP, but that's someone else isn't it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Isn't that VARIABLE related incident?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

No, isn't that cougar-related-incident?
Not me, anyway. Purple dress, possibly; floaty, no and LARPing definitely not.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I think you're right
I also thought the story about the sandy cock was Lampito. Sorry for not knowing who you are. It'll be nice to meet you in October.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

That's alright
I didn't think I'd be so much looking forward to meeting a load of weirdos off the internet, but I really am.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

It's a lot easier after the first time.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Like so many things in life.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

"First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change. "
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You threw up?
My first was in Manchester. It was EXTRRRRRREEEEEEMMMMMMME
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Notice the quotation marks
Now may I point you to True Romance, one of my favourite films.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

time few pints
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Haha, yes, I suspect this is correct
I'm staying in a hostel though, so I can't get too shitfaced.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

this is not correct
correct to 'I can't get so shitfaced I can't actually walk'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I really mustn't
it would be bad news for all concerned. I will likely become, in no particular order, lairy, naked, covered in vomit, asleep, or a combination thereof.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I think you might find
that's no different from all other b3tans.

Mind you I'm no-one to talk. I went to London to hear a speech by some Tory, we had a few in the bar, then rather than go home we stayed the night in an all-night casino. Left London at half 4 and the train took so long that when we arrived we were now in peaktime and I had to pay 25 pounds at the gate before they'd let me through. Oh the rock and roll life :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

The perils of going to listen to cunts talking.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

He was quite interesting actually
not a huge fan of Eric Pickles but he made some good points
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Should be
If I get out of work on time! Save me a seat, so I'm not sat next to a weirdo (that I haven't met before).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Haha, a known quantity of internet weirdo
is better than an unknown quantity of train weirdo. Seems fair. And man with giant mohawk should be fairly easy to spot.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Cool beans!
I usually find people don't want to sit next to me when I have the mo up.
Maybe I smell or something.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

The mo growls at people

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

The mo is sleeping at the moment
I long for the day when I can have surgery to grant me control of my hair, so that by tensing a muscle it'll erect the mo.
A bit like Zoidberg can do with his mo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You and berk have met before at my bash.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I think he was implying she was a weirdo he's met before
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

That was my point :)
I was inferring she is a weirdo I have met before ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Oh! that's ok then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'm absolutely fucking gutted I can't come, was starting to really look forward to it too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

LAME

(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Blame my friend, he's getting married the week before
I would have been pretty skint anyway, tis about 3 days before payday!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)