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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oooh that's exciting!
have you got another job lined up?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
No
hence THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)
Why you leaving then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Because I hate it here
and I'm moving. And I actually quite enjoy THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Where are you moving too?
London?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Yeah if you had called Tourettes after me instead of before and making me WAIT
then you would have had all the gossip :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Haha!
Gaz me!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)
have you not noticed how the job has made her into an evil hell beast?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

has made her was as
+which played to her strengths
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Good luck you mental!
What if they offer you a box full of money to stay?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I shall go
WHERE WAS THAT OFFER THREE MONTHS AGO YOU FUCKTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Valid point
but moar money is moar money!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I'm going to 'hang out' with you
ALL THE TIME. We're going to have a TORRID AFFAIR.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Must we?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I'm afraid so, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Oh. Ok then
I'll probably cheat on you with your girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)
Where are you GOING?!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
To live with a crazy chef and a sexpest

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)
I didn't know Lab could cook
BADUM-HNGGGGGGGGGg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I can't :(

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
you've going to live with gonz and sexface?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)
no, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Stan Colleymore
It's a channel 5 reality show.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I would totally watch that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Ok I'm actually jealous now.
I wanna live with Gonz :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
god, you like to put yourself about don't you
I'm starting to wonder whether I shouldn't get someone more committed to me to help me crew the Smug Croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
She only wants you to take her to all those ports
She's like Inara in Firefly, only far, far lower class.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
it's an outrage

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Yeah
Inara's completely gorgeous, and you get lumbered with THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I feel the need to watch Firefly again
it's been a while.

my mrs was watching the Mentalist yesterday, and I found myself admiring this actress
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Amanda%20Righetti&hl=en&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
She's rather delightful
I think I have the first season of that, is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
it's reasonably entertaining
he's like a crime solving Derren Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
I enjoy Derren Brown
So I'll try to get around to watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
it's pretty light viewing really
fairly predictable, but give it a try. It's far from the worst thing on tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Welcome home

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
It's the food.
I fucking love food so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
yeah I can't cook for shit...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I will get so fat when we finally hook up.
It'll be beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
You're moving in with Gonz?
fucking hell, god help you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)
yeah that is pretty scary
are you looking for a complete new career?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)
You could say she's
thinking outside the box
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)
I am going to destroy you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Oh. Must you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)
I'm afraid so.
I feel duty-bound to assist him, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Oh dear. Well, this isn't a very good start to my week, is it? Being destroyed barely halfway through Monday morning...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
I liked it.
Screw these humourless fucks.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)
That's JUST WHAT THEY WANT, Chompy.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
*sings 'King Contrary Man'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
It's ok, at least you can recycle these
jokes.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Destruction seems a little harsh.
Perhaps you could just box his ears?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)
You're next.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)
I feel blessed.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I feel Blessed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Why has no-one picked up on this?!
It turns out that as well as massive drugs, Monty also has a weakness for big-voiced Shakespearean actors with sufficient beardage for David Bellamy to relaunch his career in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)
I was going to make some sort of joke involving overenthusiastic vocalisations
but then I realised I was imagining Blessed at the moment of climax and I had to run off to the bogs for a crafty tug.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Damn you and your strikethorugh-proof confessions

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

the bogs a primary school
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Well played
Now I look stoopid
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

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