Humans, mainly
Especially as it's freshers week and the place is swarming with pretentious little shits in skinny jeans and ugg boots. Honestly, it makes you want to do a Columbine, it really does.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hate skinny jeans
Unless they're on skinny girls. It is odd how some girls wear leggings when their top doesn't cover their bum, especially when they then wear white pants under, so you can see them. Very odd.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I have no problem with skinny jeans
or leggings, as long as I can't see the outline of your foof. Or indeed, as long as you aren't a fucking heifer. I really don't see why you would buy either form of trouserwear if you were above a certain size as it just looks nasty.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

This ^
Outlines FTW! But not on fat birds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

fat legs in skinny jeans looks like carrots.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

.
carrots jelly in condoms
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I tried a pair of cords in Blue Banana on once
Not knowing they were 'skinny fit'. I couldn't get my manly, muscular legs in the size I'd picked, and when the serving girl gave me another pair to try, they were tight on my legs but massive around the waist.
I told her they were stupid trousers for people without legs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Every time I see a bloke in skinny jeans I get that "My life as a dickhead" song playing in my brain.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I've only seen one guy wear them and look cool
And that's a guy Em works with. Applebite would be overcome by a powerful need to destroy him with her vagina.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

They suit me, I think.
But then I am a dickhead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

That's because you're a spindly crackhead.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

You're a malformed gnome but you don't catch me saying it in public.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Hmm, what icon of glory and hope can I have Monty shitting on today?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Surely Bowie's due a 'log-flume' or two.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

"Badly made sausage legs" as my son once described them.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I've got that to look forward to next week
And I will want to kill every last one of them.

I think I may have some of my homebrew left in a cupboard somewhere...and Freshers will drink just about anything, won't they?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Can I come with you?
I don't like students.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Unless they're 19 years old with perfect, hairless arses, of course.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

That's beside the point
so long as they've done their GCSEs I'm ok.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

*winks*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

What about the girls?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I don't know, we're not allowed girls at my university

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Hard to bear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

(c) Bernard Bresslaw 1962


'But Sid....'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

*likes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Just put it in a Jaegermeister bottle
You might even be able to sell shots of it, then.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I can envision the cunts now
Laughing through their buck teeth, fashion glasses and coiffured hairstyles that "God, I'm so drunk, I've had, like four shots of that stuff *horse noises*"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Yep
*loads shotgun*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

*hands bandolier*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*Trigger fingers*
OOPS!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I get the sense you may have actually seen this in real life...

(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I had already grown to loathe undergraduates
even before I finished my degree. Mainly for these reasons.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I had already grown to loathe undergraduates
before I finished secondary school.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I had already grown to loathe undergraduates
Before I punched my way out of my mother's womb.
The doctors had to write it up as 'Cesarean', because 'Fucking awesome' wasn't an option in the NHS database back in the day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Same here
but there are less hipsters than last year which is a good thing.
( Peej, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)