I overpaid an electricity bill in my rental property by £178 so that's on its way back to me which is nice.
And I've just lined up my photographer to take cupcake pictures for the website Gonz is going to make me, so I'm one step closer to being a Dragon.

Congrats on the job, more money for fabulous shoes. Speaking of which, I'm wearing some gorgeous Irregular Choices today.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Darth sure knows all about making Irregular Choices
If you know what I'm saying.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

he was "applying" for an "internal position" if you know what I'm saying
I hope so as I'm not sure I do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

This is a massive chink in my pink, diamonte-encrusted armour
But I know nowt about shoes. I'm a typical man in that respect. Since Swear went mainstream I haven't even had a favourite brand and only buy news ones if my existing ones are fucked. I've never even heard of Irregular Choices, although I'm glad they make you happy as well as tall and fabulous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Irregular Choice are cool
In that alt-girl style, like Iron Fist without the horror schtick.

I wear Converse or skate shoes, preferably Fallen or Vans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I find Converse to be some of the least comfortable shoes ever
I have flame Cons, but it hurts to wear them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

When I first put a pair of cons on in a shop I was so unimpressed with the comfort
but the guy convinced me to give them a go and after wearing them for a few hours they've been fine ever since.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I just think the soles seem to be fairly non-existant
But that's probably because I usually wear sturdy-as-hell outdoor shoes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

yeah that's true,
but I'm used to thin soled shoes on all my stillettoes. It makes walking on those bumpy bits at zebra crossings really painful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I remember standing on a stone one day in them
And thinking I'd stood on a nail or something. These days they only get worn for drumming.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

They wouldn't go as well with a pencil skirt though now would they?
I just bought some of them foldy down converse with stars on them, they're well pretty. Make me look a bit like a child though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I don't tend to wear pencil skirts
I'm not a fan of the foldy down ones, or the double tongued ones, so I'll stick to the classic boot style. In red, of course.
Em's got some that are fur lined!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I think maybe you should rethink your wardrobe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

And buy a pencil skirt?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'd suggest some kind of skirt suit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Hmm flash back to a year ago trying to make catface buy a tartan miniskirt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Flash back to Edinburgh
With Catface trying to stick his hand up my kilt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Flash back to you flashing me in Edinburgh

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Accidentally

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

or so you claim
el diablo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Uh huh
And seamed stockings, maybe put my glasses on and somehow tie my hair back?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

no, keep the mohawk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I do hope no-one's getting aroused by this
No-one male anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

the only risk is with Darth
and he is becoming less aroused the more it sounds like you will be dressed like a woman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

The ONLY risk?
You wound me, Sir. You could at least hint that some ladies are feeling a little hot under the collar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I thought that went without saying
and I don't think that arousing the ladies counts as a 'risk'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Good
Because these high heels are proving a definite risk to my health.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

overtired from frenzied mirror-wanking?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

No comment

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

can't even raise your hands to type a full comment eh?
good grief man, I'd say get a hold of yourself but that's clearly the problem!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

It won't be a problem for long
It's the solution.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

the thing about high tops is that they make talls guys look like they have clown feet.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I'm not that tall, 5'11
Taller with the hair up though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Racist. We call them 'Chinese' nowadays, young bottom-worrier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Not in Norfolk we don't
They should just be flattered that they've been given their own categorisation, not so long ago they were lumped into the "farriners" denomination along with everyone else in the world from outside Norfolk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

good news on shoes there
I am becoming too reliant on ebay :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with that
if I bought more of my clothes in actual shops I would have both no money and fewer clothes.
(berk, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

insomnia helps
Generally no-one else bids at 3am
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)