All I know is that were I 10 years young I would have done a Lampito on 80% of the B3tans on off-topic you handsome bunch of fucks : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You'd have punched them? Or face-raped them?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Face rape of course.
Unless punching them gets them off, I'm broad minded.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

What's stopping you now?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

No one's asked me to punch them yet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Can I put in an early request for no punching then please?
I'm trying to keep the number of women who've hit me in the face this year down to single figures.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Can I request
that both Clendrix and BGB punch Wookie at the same time and we take photos with a really good camera so we can see his face all smushed up by girly fists.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Clenders has a hell of a punch on her,
I don't really want to have to pick bits of shattered cheekbone out of my eye if it's all the same.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

You're no fun at all, are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I was totally nice to you on facebook
and you haven't responded! I'm going to send you a nasty message and then unfriend you. I understand this is what "the kids" do these days.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

When?
I haven't seen it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I sent you a message
as you've blocked me from posting on your wall.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Have I?
Goes and looks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

You still have your chance
London coming up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

In other words, everyone except for Monty, Chompy and Me?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

sounds
like a kids' tv programme
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

"Hey kids, meet the Tranny, The Druggy, and The Rapist!"
"What will they get up to next?"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

how
is anyone supposed to know which is which?

needs less interchangeable characters
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Thanks a fucking lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Exactly!
Can't believe she could think of you in any way but a dress

*runs*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Don't run in that skirt - you might trip up on the hem.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

sorry sweetheart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)