I think I would kick
Bert (obviously)
AmBadge for being so superior when he's exactly the same as everyone else
TGB for calling me interchangeable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i can't believe bert
tried again. there are Issues there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

How sick is he?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I know, it's really quite sad
I don't really get the point of trolling anyway, but when you're not even trolling properly it's just sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

It's that he keeps coming back with a different account
And gets found out within a day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

he didn't even try and hide it this time
which, I suppose, is slightly better than the whole Cat Hater thing. Reading his posts where he wrote "who is this Bert?" are just cringeworthy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I bet he loves being accused of being Bert
It's like validating the guy's existence.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

I bet he loves being repeatedly called a nonce slightly less so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

That's the thing isn't it. Maybe he is getting the last laugh somehow?
I can't see how but sometimes I wonder, I wa wa wa wonder.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

There is nothing to stop him lurking, so the best thing to do is to move on and not satisfy his ego by not talking about him

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

good shout, agreed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

well yeah I do think he oddly enjoys all the conversations like this
where we discuss his mental problems and slag him off, but it's probably short-lived validation when we move onto something else and he has nothing else in his life to entertain him.

I used to love Del Shannon's voice. Fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

He was fucking brilliant.
Up there with Dion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

What if he is really normal and all this is just a game to him?
I doubt it but I have been moody irl because of him and that worries me.

Best old fashioned voice for me is Billie Holliday. She was not fit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

it's possible
trolls do enjoy being dicks for the sake of it, but this is bordering on obsession.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

it's just weird
to enjoy upsetting people or making them angry in my opinion.

i'd never do that. well, not online anyway. it's no fun if you can't see their eyes well up behind their coke-bottle thick glasses.

old fashioned voices? anyone who sounds like they have 50 toffees up their noses or plums in their mouths makes me gush at the gash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

In person trolling can be a laugh as you can visually see if someone get's upset
but to reveal personal stuff that you know is gonna hurt someone online is weird. It removes any element of banter from the equation and just confirms you're a cunt. Well that's what I think.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

gush at the gash wank myself silly in my SLK
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

i've given a blowie in it
does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Excellent work. A lorry driver?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I'm not, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

we'd have to put the roof down
to accommodate your massive schlong, darling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

^ facts, online.
You're going to have to trade your car in for an ex-Russian Army missile carrier if we're going to make this work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

i'll just have to turn you on a bit less
what is the opposite of viagara?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
Get a little figurine and dangle it from the rear-view mirror.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Those guys with the squeegees accept change too.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

maybe
but the rose-seller didn't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Woo! Go trolls!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I had him on his first ever post with his latest login.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

so did everyone
But have a slow round of applause anyway

clap




clap




clap
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You've got the clap?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

caught it from your mum

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

he's gone now, that's all that matters.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

FOR NOW!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

The brand you're referring to in your sig is one of the ones I used to manage - tru (dull) fax

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I do love that brand of drinks
It's no Rio but a good alternate.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

It's a Coca-Cola Company brand - but only available in the UK. I know. Amazing. Your life is now complete.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

complete shitter
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

It's just so obvious though
he signposts it so someone will work it out. Like spelling than wrong in his sig.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

whatevs LAK

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

It's BLAK now
get it right.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

YOu're not cool enough to be in LAK

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'm not in LAK
I'm in BLAK.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Giving yourself airs there, chap.
You're not punchy, pole-y or slutty enough to qualify. You can be in BLAND.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

he's an honourary member because TGB was being the pit bull to his little child's face.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I think it's time I stood on my own two feet. And resign my honourary post.
Thankyou for your infinite patience and kindness. I will come back my own man.

*walks off into distance looking magnificent rapey*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

A pit bull to his face would be a drastic improvement
And you don't decide who get's to be in LAK.

If you allow him in then Amberl has to go back in too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

You're not the boss of me
We reformed LAK under our own terms; the only requirement for entry is to hate you. So far we've got over 5,000 members.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Awesome
Do you have "We hate TGB" badges? Is there a newletter?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'm so making those badges

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm so buying a few dozen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Awesome
Can I have one please
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

If it's good enough Labs I'll get the fucker tattooed on me
TRUFAX
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

No you won't

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Wanna bet
If I get it done, and I can guarantee there are no little hidden Bobby is a cunt bits, you have to pay for it. Deal?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

This is a bad idea
This is not cool. You are making a fool of yourself online.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

You make all these assumptions about me and then apply your
'online' rules. I couldn't care less about having a shitty tattoo that will make me laugh for ages.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm sure you'll spot
tnuc a si ybboB
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Rather that than
tnuc a sah ybboB
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

We Hate Badger Badges
love it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Hmm
"I hate TGB" or "I hate Badger"?
I prefer the former, but the latter has a surreal charm to it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I don't want Mighty or Amorous thinking it's about them
Mighty because I like him and Amorous because he already thinks has a weird ego over stuff like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Doubt I can fit
"I lost my other badge in TGB's vagina" on a 25mm badge.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Just have we hate this badger
and a picture of my face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

The newsletter would be a bit dull
Update: Still Hating The Badger
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

You could have my best quotes
Best retorts
Person who angered badger the most through blind stupidity (bobs pretty much got that one covered)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

sounds like you have your own newsletter already
and you just want an excuse to send it out...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Of course I do
It's all about ME
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

says potato face over there in the corner.
I've resigned.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Shame I was enjoying being in a pretend internet letters group.
Best be miserable now I'm not allowed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Maybe he has stupendous norks?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

and they have man hair on them!
Alright Z
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Put those away!
Alright Bobble?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

course, it's poker night.
You missed Bert pop in earlier. Banned again now. What's new?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I didn't miss it
just watched it unfold with a tedious inevitability. There's no point getting in a flap every time he appears. I'm sure he finds it very amusing.

Poker night? Cheating or no cheating?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

No cheating anymore
I have realised there is no need now with this lot. Honestly by 9pm everyone is so stoned it's just an endurance game.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Ha!
That's what I've found too, everyone just gets impatient and makes really dumb calls. You just have to resist the urge to join them.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I lose patience when
people don't know what's going on and each hand takes 15 minutes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

WAIT
I just realised you said we were slutty. I strongly object!

If you'd said 'slow on the uptake' then I would have no comeback.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I think L brings your average into slutty quite comfortably

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

One of you isn't pole-y, two of you (I hope) aren't punchy, I'll let you be the judge of how many of you deserve the slutty tag.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

phew safe.
Except from the other members of LAK, who I've just called slutty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

you must eat so many lemons
because you are so BITT-AR!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

You must eat so many pugs
because you are so BIT-CHY!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I would never eat a pug
it would ruin my chances with Donkey Gums.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)