I may get some today and see how it goes.
Or dwell on it a bit longer.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Eat some fucking meat - don't be a poof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Here, I've got some
*unzips*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I think you should go back to bed for another year.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

If I could, I would.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

that's a thought
is it just the whole of September that he's supposed to be asleep? They didn't specify a start time. Like the Gremlins thing again. Why can't people be specific?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Disorganised rabble, the lot of 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It's a fookin disgrace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Go the whole whack, get a KFC
It may have been treated terribly, and may be greasy, but goddamnit, it's delicious!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I haven't eaten KFC
since 5 years ago I found a chicken head in my meal.

Never again.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

If that ever happens to me, I'd like to think that I'd be so horrified I couldn't continue my meal, and complain
In reality, I'd probably just eat round it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Hey, you call it chicken, we call it chicken.
Let's just pretend it's chicken, OK?

unlucky fried kitten
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Haha
I can't even remember the last time me or my friends called it a KFC. It's not just referred to as 'Bucket?'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Were you in China at the time?
They love that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Nope, Leamington Spa

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Hory Shit!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Hahah I like you again now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I have a little bit of sick in my mouth now. Thanks.
Also - have a look at this KFC product:

www.geekologie.com/2010/08/mmmm_meaty_skiny_the_kfc_skinw.php?asid=4f26c4c6
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Looks rather mingin, but I'd give it a try

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Since that time
I've invested in a deep fryer and make all my own fried chicken. It's delicious and free range.

That Skinwich is disgusting, but I know a couple of American Friends who have tried it. I made a (home-made) Double Down fairly recently and nearly died when I ate it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

There's a downs joke there, I just can't think of it.
Home made chips and fried chicken are awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

In the less reputable takeaways of Glasgow...
and possibly other places besides, who fuckin' knows...
lurks a treat known as the 'Scooby Snack'.
It consists of a burger, a square sausage, bacon, egg, potato scone and cheese, all fried up and served in a roll.
It is about eight inches thick, and the foulest concoction known to man or woman or stomach. Generally obtained on the way home form a night out.

However, I made a home made version with posh ingredients and a grill once, and it was delicious (though that could have been the chilis I added.)
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I was in Glasgow a few months back
And I got some chicken pakoras (never seen them before). The guy said he only had spicy ones left, I didn't mind. Fuck me, my mouth was on fire!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

WANT!
Chicken skin is the best bit!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

At 3 am
That would look like epic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

If I get peckish at 3am
Pretty much the only thing I'll ever eat is Quavers. Others crisps simply do not suffice.

If I had skips or Nik Naks, only then would I reconsider this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

It's all about frazzles. Crisps pretending to be bacon. Devious delicious little bastards.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

No chance, they're utterly vile
It's all about the Quavers.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Do they still do prawn ones?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Don't think so, not seen them in ages

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

They were lovely
Just recalling how good squares were as well. Only cheese and onion though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Nah, salt and vinegar are king
Cheese and onion of any brand can fuck off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm the exact opposite.
hate s and v
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Its not real unfortunately :(

( Peej, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I am quite relieved about that.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Good lord
I had taken to calling KFC "Kompletely Free of Chicken" - clearly I was wrong...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Get hideously drunk
Enter a kebab shop, order same, eat it.

All moral arguments now pointless.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Chicken kebab with a doner top, chilli sauce with a little garlic mayo
FIT.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I A
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Would you eat it though?
Or has Tayyabs ruined your appetite for mere kebab shops?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

There are a great many top-quality Turkish grill restaurants
up the road from me in Dalston.

If I want a kebab (and I sometimes do) I am fortunate in having a choice of dozens of real barbecue shops in which to spend my cash.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Any decent Jerk chicken places near you? we have a couple in Kilburn that are good.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Closest thing I've ever had to jerk chicken just used Reggae Reggae
Disappointing as hell
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

You need to try the real thing with rice & peas (rice & kidney beans). Avoid fried plantain on the side though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I cooked my own once, but the reggae reggae just ruined it.
No strength in it at all
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Jamaican dumplings are foul as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Yep. Where do you stand on curried goat?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

He married her

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

'Tropical Eat' on Mare Street is superb for takeaway,
for a proper sit-down Caribbean meal, the terribly-named 'Anda de Bridge' in Shoreditch is great - or was a couple of years ago, at least.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Anda da sea, anda da sea
Dahling eetz better, down where it wetter, take eet from me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Couple of decent-ish
ones in Hoxton, nothing magical though. My colleague swears by one on Essex Road, but I've never been able to find it!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I've not found a better Kebab
outside Green Lanes.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

They're mainly fronts for heroin smuggling operations.
There was a massive raid operation about ten years ago and the whole street was closed for business for a fortnight.

I thought it was hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I think Hot Nuts
at the top of the road is funnier!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

i used to live on duckett road
(one of the "ladders" off green lanes). even as a vegetarian, this is true.

also, before 24 hour drinking, when we were pikey students, all the kebabshops had secret rooms at the back where you could carry on drinking.

this being said, green lanes does not have much else to recommend it as a living experience!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

They should send tourist guides down there
"And this is where Miss Rswipe QC took a steaming dump while vomiting, after a 28 hour drinking session. Please, no photos. On we go!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:47, Reply)

sadly
only barristers can take silk.

actually, looking at the rest of your post, that's not sad at all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You've pretty much lived
everywhere in London haven't you?

In regards to 24hr drinking, I've only ever found one fucking place in London where that's possible and it was a noisy twatmagnet.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

ha, not that exciting
as a student i was on the southbank, then manor house, then bromley-by-bow. ever since then it's been hammersmith or kensington.

in my experiences, west is definitely best!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

That's because there are certain gaps in your experience portfolio.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

there's an offer to plug my gaps
in there somewhere isn't there?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

*sighs*
Yes. What some people call 'predictable' I prefer to think of as 'reliable'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

God there are loads of them, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

my flat for one!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Oh gerrout
You don't have a liscense and I'm not old enough to drink.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

But are they twatmagnets?
I want a place that you can talk, not have "tribal house" pumping or whatever the kids listen to nowadays.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

There's a place down near Aldgate that's pretty decent.
It's also rather 'gangster' so it's a bit scary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

By a bit scary
do you mean that a pansy with a silly haircut would get jumped faster than an Grand National hedge?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Don't worry, I'll look after you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Theres a place near me that I've left at 7am before
The license doesn't cover it, but no-one checks, and no-one cares.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)