what the fuck is cheryl cole playing at with her choices
Gamu and girl with awesome hair should have easily gone through rather than stupid peroxide bitch
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Illness has reduced you to watching the X-factor?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Oh dear...

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:03, Reply)

im sick!
And enjoy shit tv
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I'm sick too.
Clearly it's a cool thing.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

all the cool people are sick
I'm handing my notice in on Tuesday woo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Woo!

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I am Doctor Woo!
I shall take you all away from all this sickness.

MTFU!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

can you take me somewhere warm

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Like your vagina

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Al, what you like or don't like is your own business.
But kindly remember that you're a happily married man.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

We have the heating on if that's any help.
Jump in your Audi. You may get here just before the wine runs out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Woo indeed!
When are you moving?
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

1st november ish
Woo yay
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Christ
You really are ill.

I never watched it (cos I was eating my lamb), but I would have done. It makes me smile when the people who don't get through start to cry.

LOSERS!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:11, Reply)

you are a massive gimp for watching that shit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

I never watched it!
I said that.*

*Was in no way watching Strictly instead. Hell No.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

its ok jeff we can be sad together

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Apparently I'm a massive gimp too.
A sad massive gimp.

How are you feeling TGB?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

im watching 27 dresses
I think that says a lot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I'm watching the F5 key.
I think that says even more.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

ok you win

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

if you could be doing anything else right now what would it be

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

having kinky sex with al obviously

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I don't want that in my head
I'm already dealing with claustraphobia issues after that film. I don't need sweaty man love in my head too!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

She's talking about herself

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I'm watching pictures of you and your mrs and your monkey

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

They are rather splendid aren't they?
Unfortunately I knackered my arm and couldn't do the rest of the course as I couldn't pull myself up the fucking rope ladder. Sad times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Booo
I loved Go Ape when I did it.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

It was good.
Zip slides ftw! Unfortunately I landed awkwardley on one of the nets and pulled something in my right forearm. I couldn't extend the fucker properly afterwards, which meant hauling myself up a wobbly rope ladder was damned nigh impossible.

It's fine today though. Greek anti-inflammatories are brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Says that you have a vagina
But the fact that you can see it from space says it even louder
(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

It's like some sort of giant loud-hailer
I feel kind of bad mocking the ill one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

It's the way it makes the sound echo, it's like a natural megaphone.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

That's the word I was actually going for
Damn vocabulary.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

VOCABULARY...
Vocabulary... Vocabulary
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Well, it looks like rescuing the trapped occupants
Is going to be harder than extracting a Chilean from a mine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

four kicks in the groin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

It's alright, the Scottish mutant has five anyway.
/Chernobyl gag.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

The only Chernobly joke I know is that one that goes...
'Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

They are made in sweatshops?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

High polonium content?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Which reminds me of a joke.
Why should you never wear russian underpants?


'cause Chernobyl fallout.

/Edit: mindpiss.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

you bothered tk put the punchline on though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I assumed everyone would know it, which is why I didn't include the punchline.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

IT'S A FUCKING BRILLIANT JOKE, RIGHT?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I didn't read it.
I don't care.
I'm just seeing if I'm on /ignore.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Why on earth would you be on ignore, you smashing lady creature?
Who would do that to you? Who? Let me know and I'll totally do something unpleasant to them, like arrange a meeting and get the missus to fart in their general direction.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Good grief!
I'm not sure even HITLER deserved that!
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

It's a total gas, right?
*Edit* Aaaaaah, I see now. It's OK, she already did that at teh Edinbash. I still remember the look on Badger's face as she came back into the club after a smoke...

"Your wife's just nearly killed me".

"She farted, didn't she?"

*sadface nod*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

That was brilliant.

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

It was a near death experience

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

who would ever ignore you!??

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

:(
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post891114
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

fucking bitch
Not you obviously!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Ninja editor!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

So when do you become a gawd blimey Londoner?

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

around the first november
Still totally jobless ARGHGHGHGHHGHHGHH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

You'll get there!
BTW, nag Wookiee.
If you're down here early enough on Bash Friday, he'll take you to Borough Market.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I've bought him a present so my bribe power is good
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Is you move job dependent?
Or are you moving anyway?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

moving anywY fuck stabilty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I'll follow the story and how relocating goes for you
I'm thinking of making a change too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I'm a badger not a guinea pig!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Well can't you be mostly badger
With a bit of guinea pig?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

guinea badger?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Perfect.
The Guinea Badger.

I like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Done and done
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

guinea badger implies a sweet natured wise creature
I call shenanigans.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Start a new thread Bob
This one is cluttered and I've got nothing to ask the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

done

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)

you're sick you have an excuse
he is a rational man. Have you got out of bed today for any significat periods of time?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Periods.
*sniggers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

easy bert
got your juice?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

8 cans of happy juice.
I've gone with Natch this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

A true west country great
I have stuck with my roots also and am smoking marijuana. It's green, I'm Irish. Andy Townsend laced up his boots with less of a connection.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You are Bob O'Marley
AICMFP

Top of the morning, bloodclot!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

No Woman
No 11 or 12 children
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)