OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!
The little solar powered white lights in my window box just came on!
I have little conifers and tiny red flowers and while this cannot compete with Gonz's roof garden, it's all I have and it looks all wintery and cosy!
Oh, and here, have another exclamation mark or three: !!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

aww
sounds cute
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I was getting ready to ram them up the jacksy of the woman in the garden centre.
Then they sprang to life.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I bought a venus flytrap
yesterday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

OMG AWESOME.
How much has it eaten so far?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

i can't see any fly corpses
yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Wow, that will be cool

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I should get one
This place is Moth Central and I fear for my vintage threads.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Three cheese butties and a sausage roll.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Proper lol!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

ain't no flies on you!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I've had booze.
It makes me as sharp as a tack.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I may have to get me some then, can you help?
you are in WILLENIUM'S FLAT there is a bottle of VODKA and DRY MARTINI to the SOUTH. exit from desk is to the EAST.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

*heads to bedroom*
*steals underpants*
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

FUCK MARTINI

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

you attempt to fuck MARTINI
but you are distracted by the sound of someone stealing your UNDERPANTS.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

FUCK UNDERPANTS

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

You fuck your UNDERPANTS
a cotton chafe does +50 damage to your nether regions. There is a door to the south
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Come to mine.
I have gin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

sloe?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

fairly, it's not moved very far from where I put it last.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

YAY!
bait taken...I was expecting more like "no, it's just the way I type"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

I like that it's purple.
I don't think I've had it other than in a Slow Comfortable Screw
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

it's nicer than gin
my ex made some once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I'll have to check it out

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

i think it's nearly sloe picking time
and it's pretty easy to make your own. You will need: sloes, sugar cheapass gin, bottle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I just don't know what sloes are

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=sloes&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=581

(oh yeah, don't pick until after first frost of the year)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I'd imagine it'd be a nice date to go sloe picking :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

you have found a POLITE INVITATION
but the burning sensation of MARTINI in your JAP'S EYE makes you smudge your RSVP CARD. there are exits to the south, west and south south west.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

CLEANSE JAP'S EYE with ORGASM

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)

AND FIRE

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

you dont have any MATCHES

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

my face, your arse!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

+50 points

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)

you orgasm
Your spunk spells out the konami code reveling a door to the west
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

ENTER KONAMI CODE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

You enter the konami code
The door opens to reveal a Bathroom. Inside is AFTERSHAVE
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

DRINK AFTERSHAVE
You gain +400 Russian Points and grow a HANDSOME MUSTACHE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

FUCK YEAH
you twiddle your MUSTACHE in a villainous manner.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

WEST

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

You stub your toe on the COUCH
at the cost of -5 manna you gain +100 agony and +200 swearing ability. you clearly meant to go south. were there is an ASHTRAY
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)

SOUTH SOUTH WEST

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

You head south south west
in front of you is a KETTLE, TEA BAGS and a TEAPOT
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

FUCK TEAPOT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)

you make sweet love to the tea pot
carefully placing it on your A-Z OF SHEFFIELD when you are done
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

I don't have a jap's eye.
Mine are distinctly european.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Your eyes are beautiful
all 3 of them
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)

*flutters eyelashes*

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

haha the imfamous roof garden!
The doors to which are in my room!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

I can't believe you posted that 15 minutes ago
And no one has made a 'kicking in TGB doors' type comment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

because everyone loves me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:38, Reply)

What?
You don't live with Gonz do you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

She soon will!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)