So now we should continue the niceness
Q: would you like to request something nice from someone on o/t (edit: or ask for advice)

or we can do nasty

alt q: what's the worst thing someone's done for you on B3TA?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:09, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

First Q- No
alt Q- SpankyHanky continuing to post.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

damn. beat me to it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Dude, I'm a leader, not a follower.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

And I am a drinker. Which is why I went to the fridge to get some cider before posting a reply about Cunty-Hanky

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

is it bad that I started swigging sidekick
from a bottle next to my computer without thinking about it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

not at all.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

good news, it's nearly finished

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Good. Then you can move on to a proper adult beverage

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

or start sewing
the thing I need to do by friday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Drink now. Sew tomorrow.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

perhaps lesson plans are better on vodka

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

what is sidekick?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

cookies and cream vodka

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

that sounds vaguely revolting
yet oddly like the basis for a downscale White Russian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

flavoured vodka with cream in it - a bit like a boozy milkshake I think.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Cunty-Hanky comes first.
Everybody knows it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Yep. I reckon he probably suffers from PE. His posts are an attempt to compensate.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

yeah I hated PE, too
stupid tracksuit wearing losers making us run around
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Ha!
Kind of the opposite of Henry James then.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

The whole idea of castration makes my eyes water.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

+with pleasure

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I think you should go and do your sewing after all!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I would like to be groped more at bashes. Anyone will do.
alt Q: No comment.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

This can be arranged

(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I call gropage dips on your norks.

( wanderlust, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Woooo!

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

*warms hands*

( wanderlust, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

We could tag team?
I've heard good reports, and I don't want to miss out.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

That's up to BGB.
I'm willing to share, but only for a little bit.
( wanderlust, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Hell, there's enough of me to go round : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Woo, norkage!
I shall be sure to tell Crow what he's missing.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Could you kindly keep your collective norks under control until the 22nd please?
Wouldn't want them getting bruised or owt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Bollocks to that, I've got about 12 years of celbacy to make up for.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I got a camera phone and an affiliate account with a few websites.... I'm getting my mortgage paid.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

That's why I'm asking them to wait Gonz :)
Congrats on the employment situation btw!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Thanks =D
Good man, I'll use you as one of my refferances for any potential mis pops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

It looks like a relay-race to me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Is it compulsory?
Or can we freely grope BGB? I wouldn't want to walk in and have a fistful of norkage- that would just be too common. A brief "hello". mebbe, followed by tongues and tweaking?
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Sympathy please.
I feel like shit on account of dozy colleagues who think they're indispensable at work and come in spreading their fucking germs around instead of doing the sensible thing and taking to their beds for a couple of days in order to get better.

/Alt: can't think of anything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

*sympathises*
I've had two colds this term already and at least two of my students were in with colds today. While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I don't appreciate the snot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I'm a bit pissed off about it
as I haven't had any sick time in almost a year, and I'm probably going to have to take tomorrow off as a result, which cocks up my Bradford index score as the last two occurences were a one and two day sick leave period last October and November respectively. The more time off consisting of odd days you have, the worse your score is over a rolling 12 month period, which can result in disciplinary action. Whereas having one two week period of sick lowers your score, even though it's more of a headache productivity wise.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

oh there was something like that in a shop I worked in
If you had two many periods of sick leave you had to have counseling, but not if you had a few weeks off.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

It's utter crap.
If I'm starting to feel ill, a couple of days off and in bed usually straightens me out and means I can get back to work and hit deadlines and stuff. If I were to soldier in, I'd make myself worse and end up having up to 2 weeks off, which fucks everyone over, not to mention probably felling them with the same thing too.

Still, the organisation closes in March 2012, so I doubt they're going to sack me over it and I'm still well within the warning limit. I'd haev just liked to get to the 12 month start all over again bit is all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Try Vicks first defence nasel spray.
It works for me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Too late for that :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Hot toddy! ftw.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

I have Murphys for my sore throat
and shall switch to red wine after for the anaelgesic properties.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

It's working already I'm pleased to report.
My throat no longer feels like a dumping ground for Monty's discarded razor blades.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

that's funny, around here they couldn't give a flying fuck if you've got the plague, you'd better be at work

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

So many places are like that.
Mine, paradoxically, encourages you to take time off so as not to spread the lurgy about. Then hounds you when you have one or two days off as a result. Contradictory cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

You have my sympathies.
I have a fucking rotten cold and my head feels like it's about to explode and if I stand up my nose leaks. And I can't take anything for it except paracetamol as I'm breastfeeding.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Ugh.
That's shit, at least I can properly dope myself up. Not that it seems to be working, mind. Sofa again for me tonight I think.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

@Battered
You're right. It is bad form.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

*agrees*
Funny though.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Not as amusing as you destroying a Manchester hotel room with vomit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

The last time I was that ill with booze was around 15 years ago.
I swear I drink more wine when I go to DG and Tourettes house but never seem to get so ill. I don't know what happened. I was also ill at my summer bash because I'd been drinking wine the night before.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Maybe you are alergic to bashes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Haha!
I've been to a few more and been ok. I'm sticking to Vodka in London.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

vodka is good for not being a bad drunk on

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)

I love Vodka : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I made mint vodka
and lemon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)

My gf is making sloe gin as I type this - she picked the sloes when we were in Vipros's part of the world last weekend.
It should be ready by Christmas apparently.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)

that sounds rather nice
vodka is the only thing I've mutated so far. I keep meaning to do a sherbert one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Refreshers (the fizzy sweets) in vodka is great too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

That is sherbet isn't it?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

skittles

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)

10 pin bowling is better

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)

But don't use the green ones.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Do they make it turn brown or something?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)

made chilli vodka about 20 years ago when I was a stupid student. Never again.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)

they have blue chilli schnaps in lidl
50% extra free
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)

that sounds disgusting
and painful. Though on spicy notes, I have the receipe for a ginger one somewhere which is delicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)

It was foul. I wonder what cinnamon vodka would be like?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)

You've triggered horrible memories of Goldschlager and Aftershock
*shudders*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Vile. I had it in Revolution once
it bounced.
(berk, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I prefer my vodka vodka flavoured.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)

will you get sloshed
or are you going to be sensible?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Just a bit squiffy.
I have to travel back the next day.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I could do with an evening of snuggling, good food, a bottle of port and some decent telly.... if that helps.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

The Apprentice is one
I'll get angry with my telly box as a result.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

I had forgotten that was on - thanks for the reminder.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Fuck me, I forgot about that, cheers mate !
*Puts it on series-link*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:52, Reply)

The joys of sky+
Congrats on the job btw
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Cheers mate =)
Yup, I get SkyHD with the full package + sports + films + ESPN.... all part of the rent ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)

That's a nice little bonus.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)

That is a result. We've also got HD with most things - not ESPN though and we have to pay for it
I am sat on my sofa with 3 of our 4 cats, my laptop, a glass of cider and Masterchef on the TV. I can cope with an evening like this I think.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)