It's cute that her mum let her take it down from the fridge door all by herself to give to you
cute sick
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You! Here you are!
You didn't white knighted me. You're not having more tapas never ever, no, no, no.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

What? What happened?
I was working!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Excuses
Two big boys making fun of me, and you were nowhere near.

And I've been asked for a badge too, and I don't know how to make them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

My most sincerest of apologies
You've been asked for a badge? By whom, and what for?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'm not sure if I understood it well
I think it's a badge to say that Bobby is not so bad, like a club of people who don't want to abuse him. But it could have been irony. I get lost in translation too often.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I will burn these badges
And then I will burn lab for making them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

You shouldn't be so negative
It's going to burn your insides.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

It keeps me warm
along with all my fat before anyone else gets that in.

Aberry, baby, you know I'm not really mean and evil. Please don't ban me from yoru sangria
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Mmmm...
I couldn't ban you or anyone else... just... I don't know... ok, ok, but don't burn Lab, he's very nice and good looking.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

*smugs*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

shithead

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Labs are you taking badge requests?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Sure
What do you have in mind?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

The 'haven't been
punched, fucked or insulted by Lampito' club. I reckon it'll be a small but select group.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Minimum batches tend to be of 50 badges
Quite overkill, methinks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

50?
there goes my request for "I like TGB" badges
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Haha!
I'll buy 49.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I love you
:)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

There are not 50 people in the world who haven't been punched, fucked or insulted by me.
Besides, I'm a misanthrope, so there's the whole world under the "insult" category.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I haven't been, so far as I can remember.
Although I've only met you once.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I would never punch you, as I am a little awed by you.
No fucking, as your missus is lovely.
No insults, because I don't want to get on your wrong side.

YOU ARE DEEMED SAFE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Awed?
Blimey, that would be a first.

I don't think I have a wrong side. I am the nicest bloke on the internet, apart from possibly Lab who's a big soft shite at heart.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Maybe terrified might be better.
Or "healthy respect". Though I am quite timid, I'm scared of a lot of people on here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I'm a pussy cat really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'm only scared of you.
NOT THE FACE!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Are you genuinely?
In that case, I'm very sorry. Genuinely. I still don't remember what happened but I'm sure you didn't deserve the punch (unlike the other three)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Hahah no of course not.
*cowers*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Didn't stop you punching me though, did it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

she's not scared of you
or floppy wrists
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You fucking deserved it, you facetious pinioned twat.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I can't argue with that.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:59, Reply)

lovely insult right here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:02, Reply)

just a badge for me then?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I want to do one of those things to you though.
/almost True Blood theme music
/guitars
/deep Souths
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:36, Reply)

*cowers from punch*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

No, not that one, you fucking idiot :P

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 15:57, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

she just wants me for my cheekbones

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No problem reaching the minimum for I hate TGB badges then

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)