You do smack once...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You fuck your sister, not even your real sister but your half sister, just once..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

THAT WASN'T ME OK

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Whatever Bert

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I don't even have 3 long lost half sisters :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:47, Reply)

You're caught with one duck, a roll of gaffa tape, an egg whisk and a copy of Jean Claude Van Damme's Timecop on DVD...
And suddenly you've got to wear an ankle tag and can't go back to the zoo ever again. I ask you...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:50, Reply)

You get caught wanking outside ONE dormitory window...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You end up on the sex offenders register, not the proper one mind, just the minor one, for people who can't keep their dicks out of their siblings, not the one for people who can't keep their dicks out of children

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

*snort*
Have you read his "meeting the sisters for the first time" post? The one where he's 28 and his middle sister is, if i remember right, 15?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Oh god, no wonder he was put on the register

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

OH SHIT, 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13?!
b3ta.com/questions/phobias/post139194
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Oh my, even worse than I thought.
Go Bert!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Sweet titty-fucking christ
How long after this did he...oh God.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

What an epic nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

... ... ...
oh, that takes some of the humour out of it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Seriously?
That's not the one he fucked though, right?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he specified the middle one.
The oldest would still have been underage, mind.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Here we are:
Well now, let me see
My older brother is a violent, wife-beating, lying fuckwit.
My oldest younger half sister is an evil, manipulative, vindictive new Mum
My oldest younger half brother is an annoying little manchild
my oldest younger half sister by my real dad is an intelligent, if somewhat warped individual
the middle half sister by my real dad is an intelligent, if somewhat warped individual who was also really good in bed
the youngest seemed like quite a cute, clever little thing last time I saw her.
and my youngest half brother by my mum is pretty spoilt, but he's alright.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Are we supposed to put them in order of fuckabilty?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

That's the beauty of gas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:34, Reply)

I love you for your knowledge of jingles

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

What?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

MIDDLE CHILD
EVEN IF HE FUCKED HER 2 YEARS AFTER THEY MET SHE WOUlD HAVE BEEN 15
13?!??!?!?!??!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I really thought everyone had twigged to this already.
Oops.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I just didn't want to think about it, to be honest

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I hadn't remembered the post you linked
And I don't think I fully caught when he admitted incest.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I think the ones who were about when it was first posted
Twigged. The new ones just hear and accept it as the stuff of legend. Strange, perverted legend.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I think it goes beyond peverse.
Exploitative and criminal seems to fit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Perhaps more fitting, yes

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

=S
I'm not sure if I like taking the piss out of it anymore now =S

Oh well, half the sister, half the age, that's the rules, right?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)

When I kept calling him a nonce I DID mean it, you know.
Do keep up, chums.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:35, Reply)