I once witnessed a sparrow trying to fly under my brother's car while we were driving along too
We saw it fly in one side, and then heard a loud thump as it flew into the inside of the wheels on the other side. Once again, a big cloud of feathers were viewed in the wing mirror.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

stop it, stop talking about squished birdies
you are actually going to make me cry!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I can't help it if birds have a tendency to die around me

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

maybe it's a good job
you're not moving to london just yet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

It's not like I go around with a gun
Shooting them from the sky. My presence apparently just drives them to strange suicide.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

hence Penguin of Death?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

J'aime cette
Hopefully it won't spread to other animals.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

i was referring
to our threat to go out for a pint!

haha kitty well done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Threat?
That doesn't make it sound at all creepy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

it would be the best night of your life
and you know it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

She is, she's like a female version of Chompy, all narrow eyes and rape.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

This made me shudder to my very soul

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

But she does have large breasts
so you could always console yourself with them during the raping.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I hear she uses them to muffle the screaming

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

this
is the rudest thing anyone has ever said to me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Why do birds
messily disappear
every time
you are near
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I've hit a pigeon at 70mph straight on the windsheild
it exploded in a feathery manner then rolled over the roof, flicked up ont he spoiler straight into the landrover behind me where it exploded again.

I gave it a 9.6
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)