good news everybody
WEll, it's a sad day. My O2 account stopped working... a mere 8 years after I left the company that gave it to me and has been kindly paying for it ever since.

In fairness, I didn't rack up very high fees while I was living abroad, and I do hope I brought a smile to someone's face when peering through the accounts (loughton, woodford, Gabon, chigwell, Tanzania...).

Oh, and I was in a restaurant this morning when a woman of, shall we say, generous proportions, broke her chair by sitting on it.

The universe gives and it takes away. What have been your ups and downs this week?
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:32, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

your mum

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Chompy's mum.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Did the woman claim that the chair was faulty and try and sue?
I once broke a bench at my friend's house by sitting on it. I fell right through it and all my ice cream tipped in my lap and I had a sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Paula Sage
But she's mainly downs
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

*tents*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:57, Reply)

It's a bivvy at best.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Is that Brian Cox?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I thought he was quite short
or is she comically short?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Ups. Been to the pub several times this week.
Down. I'm double-poorly at the moment with food poisoning. I've been hurling all day and can just about keep water down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I bet that marmite looked exactly the same on the way back up

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Bet it tasted fantastic on it's way down though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

you taste...no wait

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

It was disgusting bringing the toast back up
I made it with granary bread, so my teeth were covered in vomity-seeds.

And the Marmite burnt my throat a bit too.

I feel rotten.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Drink yoghurt
and vom painlessly
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I can't imagine ever enjoying food again at the moment.
I'm hoping in I can vomit what's left of this out of my system and enjoy the weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

in other news I have found the following on the laptop courtesy of Undeleter
Visited websites: midlandescortgirls, sugardaddyforme, extremetube, swingingheaven, brazzers and our old favourite adultfriendfinder.

I am now about to start going through images and videos that have been recovered.

I am starting to get a bit concerned about this...
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Concerned?
How so?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Well I don't like the sound of sugardaddyforme for a start (I'm certainly not going to look it up) - bit worried what else I might find if he likes them young
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)

It's a dating and personals site for people looking for, or to be, a sugar daddy.
No porn.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Ta - I know I am a wimp for not wanting to look

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Not at all - I'm on my home puter incognito so no local records.
Extremetube is exactly what it sounds like unfortunately.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Would extremetube contain illegal stuff?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

I think you should retrive your data and kill the machine.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

I am. It's taking a while using Undeleter but I am getting there slowly

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:33, Reply)

My O2 account stopped working... a mere 8 years after I left the company that gave it to me and has been kindly paying for it ever since.

In fairness, I didn't rack up very high fees while I was living abroad, and I do hope I brought a smile to someone's face when peering through the accounts (loughton, woodford, Gabon, chigwell, Tanzania...).

Oh, and I was in a restaurant this morning when a woman of, shall we say, generous proportions, broke her chair by sitting on it.

The universe gives and it takes away. What have been your ups and downs this week?

.... I can't stop reading the rest of this without the voice of Dr Fornsworth from Futerama.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Good news everyone!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

One of only two impressions I can do with any recognisability to the listener.
two Three
Three Four

Ah, a few actually.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)

You do a good one of a bloke with a terrible memory who can't count.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

have a nice weekend you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

You too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)