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Her dignity?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I'd imagine that was misplaced some time ago POD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)
In the alley behind Iceland

(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
i hate all 3 of you
with a burning passion
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)
You love it really.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)
humph
tesco had sold out of french sticks. i only have poppadums...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
The least sexy of the baked goods

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)
are they baked?
the packet just says "light crispy and ready to eat". i buy them because one poppadum is about 30 calories as opposed to half a sack of doritos at 300!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

one poppadum is about 30 calories as opposed to half a sack of doritos at 300! crumbling them down my top makes me feel sexy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
i could do with some help to get them back out again though
you're the engineer, any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
I think you'll need to get someone to reach in and get them out for you
Probably the only way. Any volunteers?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
the silence
is deafening
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Did you shove his head in or something?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
whose head??
i'm still waiting for a volunteer...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Al's probably collapsed in a heap at the thought of volunteering

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
*volunteers*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)
1 down 1 to go
POD is probably inventing some marvellously efficient mini dyson to hoover it all up
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
I still hate Dyson
And would like to punch him in the face.

I should be designing all sorts of stuff with all the time I have to spare just now.


edits: Hang on, what do you mean one to go? What are you wanting each to do?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)
no i meant plumdozer
has already capitulated. now there's just you left to admit your helpless passion!

i do like dyson stuff though. i really want one of those new bladeless fans.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)
*volunteers again*
*puts hand up*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)
+ skirt

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)
or top
either or!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Swipe:
She's really not fussy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
this is actually v untrue
i am sooooo fussy!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
skirt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
NOOOOOO!
The fans are a ridiculous rip off, I don't care what you say.

And I'll never admit my passion to you Swipe. Nope, not ever.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)
but you'd admit it to everyone else
whilst i am pretending not to look?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
It's what I was doing earlier when you had me on ignore
I would quote "lawyer tits give me the horn" if I'd ever actually said it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)
it wasn't really you
that i am ignoring. and you don't need to say it. it's implicit between the lines of everything you do say.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
I guessed it wasn't actually me
'Cause you loves me too much*, innit like?

*Inbetween the hatred
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
i just like to keep
a beady eye on you and your bird-killing ways
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
You should note I killed none
I was just present at the killing of some.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)
oh ok then
we can get married after all. excellent.

but i'm not risking having any doves at the ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
I mean, erm, I killed them all
With my bare hands. Tore their heads straight off...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
you love me really

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Of course I do Swipe
But it just wouldn't feel right depriving everyone else of their chances with you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
they can form an orderly queue

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)

hate want to be bummed by

burning passion massive french stick
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)
+whilst a piece of ciabatta is rubbed on my ringpiece

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
fuck that is rank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)
You see, your bread fetish disgusts yourself.
This is when a fetish becomes a problem.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)
this is when YOU become a problem
*grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
You could get a bread maker?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)
industrial one's are expensive though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)
She'll be moving on
From baguettes to unsliced loaves soon, the dirty rascal.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
Maybe she could be council for Greggs the Bakers?
She might get a discount.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)
or even counsel

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
yeah!
*awards mong points*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)
no can do
i am acting against them on something RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Oooh what?
Is it because their food is shit?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
sadly it's confidential
but i am a property lawyer, so you can have a vague boring guess!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
I'll go with the fact their food is shit
And 3 sausage rolls for a quid is a shit deal as it's impossible to eat 3, but you buy three anyway 'cos it's a better deal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Lies
I used to eat 4 at a time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Yeah, but you were a student.
You probably ate them over the course of a week.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Nope
Maybe the course of a few minutes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)
You fat bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Happily
I'm not really fat in the slightest. Smugs.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)
It'll catch up with you youngster.
You'll wake up one morning a right tubby chops.

Mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)
Except I've started to actually do some exercise
And once I get a job I probably won't be able to afford to eat well for a while.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Fair enough.
You take your smug points.

*Curses old age*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
I don't know whether to watch
Kick Ass or Rec now. Fighting or Zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)
do you ever work with King Sturge, or for/against?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
a lot with them, aye
they are pretty major players, would be hard not to!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Cool my old man works for them. Right I'm going to stick a flick
on and go to bed. In a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
whereabouts in the country?
i do a lot with them, they are excellent
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Their name makes me think of 'big fish'
I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
King = Grand, Big
Sturge = Sturgeon, fish

Problemd solved.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
ha ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Like you'd turn down an italian

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)
well of course not
don't make ridiculous comments!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)
What is the largest number of waiters you've got under on a two week holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)
SIX

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Rubbish
I'd expect a minimum if fifteen on a fourteen night holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)
i'm v choosy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)
You love it really. Nice touch on the car doofus

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)
i know
i suck
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

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