Wasn't you then
Someone replied then deleted.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

WE DO NOT TALK OF DELETION

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Damn Bobby
Spreading his ways.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

ways thighs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:26, Reply)

That's MY job!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

You spread Bobby's thighs for a living?
Poor Lampito...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

:(
No amount of gin CAN CURE MY DISTRESS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

You must be a strong girl. And when does this happen?
whilst I'm sleeping?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

"Which fat flap is the cock hiding in today?"
Mindbleach please.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

fuck me
that is vile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Yep, pretty much entirely

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

i hope you feel ashamed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I'm a gaz him a cock pic as punishment

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

If you can find it...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'm typing this with one hand sweetums x

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

ah
so you were lying about not being distractable... the GAY rumour is just hotting up and up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:43, Reply)

I couldn't be gay
I don't believe in small talk or fashion.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

this reminds me of Bernard Black
trying to be gay, but finding the standards of hygiene prohibitive
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

and indeed the disco dancing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

i went to a backstreet boys concert
with a good looking but clueless gay mate who has the worst gaydar in the world. he asked me how i knew which guys were gay.

i said, see the goodlooking, welldressed, laughing fun ones? gay. see the slouching ones in shit clothes clutching 4 pints each? straight. welcome to my world.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I do have wonderful smelling hair though

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I feel mostly disgusted with myself

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

you should
have to do a harsh penance. i could think of something appropriate if you like?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Are you trying to make me vomit?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Pretty much always

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

:(
You're making me sadface a lot today. Consider yourself not immune from punching.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

I'm probably immune from meeting you for a while though

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)

What part of Scotland did you say...? -_-
-books train-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)

South west

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Be prepared for punching!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Come visit
We'll make a day of me getting punched.

NB. There's pretty much nothing of interest to do around here.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

doubtless there's
a puppy or two to run over
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I can spend hours punching people
Do you have a punchable face?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I'm unsure
I haven't really carried out the necessary testing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Control tests require either glasses or long hair.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I have no glasses
And my hair just got cut. Sad times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Hmm. You may be safe.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

so monty
stands no chance then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I've already punched Monty.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

oh poor monty
i would have thought he was far too charming!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

After what he said to me!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

ooooh
i do not know this gossip! share??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Conversation went something like this:
"You know I really like you, but I don't fancy you, promise"
"Thank fuck for that!"
-PUNCH-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

how shocking
you must borrow my pink boxing gloves for the next bash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Oooh, awesome. I'll wash the blood off vefore I give them back.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Very kind of you!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:27, Reply)

depends whose blood it is
i might think it improves it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

that would have to be some special blood!
oh facebook how I loathe thee
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

ha why
what has facebook done?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)

it can be so useful
and yet at the same time so pig-annoying. Especially with recommended friends etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)

ex's
popping up on there sucks. hazardous!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I'd have bet money
on you doing a Monty and not having facebook :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

ha, no no
i am on facebook, don't use it much though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I'm quite surprised actually
not sure why though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)

thighs cheeks
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

less of that please
it's still a holy day.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Swipe's at it 24/7

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

at what, exactly??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Nympho-related activities

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

now now
let's keep your fantasies safely steaming up the inside of your head and not anyone else's computer screens
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Down with this sort of thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

you're worse than he is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

ORLY?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

it's a close call
as bad as one another, maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I'm offended

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

why
do you think you are better or worse than mrdozer?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

I can't think about sexy time
as Die Hard is on.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

bobby
you know i love you as much as the next man, but there is something very GAY about that statement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

you could parade the pussycat dolls around
naked in front of me whilst top gun was on and I wouldn't bat an eyelid*

*might not be true
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

i would only believe this
if you first admitted you'd already spent your sunday wanking yourself dry over youporn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I have, in fact,
been out most of the day. Shooting then had a bonfire and since then have been smoking myself into a muggy haze. What you up to?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

shooting what???
please don't let it have had feathers....... rodents or males of the human species are fair game.

me? had a nice sunday lunch cooked for me over in hampstead where we enjoyed the sunshine and views over primrose hill from an attic roof terrace, then work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Nope,
bottles and cans at my friends farm. We're simple country folk round ere lurve.

No sunday lunch for me today but did toast some marshmallows. Got me all excited about halloween. I'm 28 for fucks sake.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)

phew!
meh, i am currently eating a halloween jelly bat from right next to the tesco till because it looked lower fat than chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I, like you,
am fond of small woodland critters. All confectionary is evil. I have embraced fruit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)

it's birds
that would really make me use a hated smiley :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Damn birds

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

i forgot about
your penchant for feathered slaughter.

my eyes are all narrow as i look at you now...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

I'd love to shotgun a turkey

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

you...
you.......

how could you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I once threatened to stand on a cat too

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

inhuman monster
although much as i love them, i am allergic to cats. so it's the birds that would really get to me, you birdmurderer you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)

birderer?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

i typed that pun
then deleted it. i am glad one of us has no shame. and i am glad it isn't me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I think it's hilarious. And am still chuckling. birderer ha.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Rest assured I'm not that good a shot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)

good
that makes me happy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)

strange boy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)