I had a real Pot Noodle a few months ago
and it was very disappointing, I think they've taken out most of the salt and MSG and whatever it was that used to make it yum. Or maybe I've just eaten too much real food recently and I've been spoiled.

Pot Noodles shouldn't be eaten once you're over the age of 18 unless you're at university or a festival.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They have never been anything other than repulsive, you oik.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Nah sometimes you need to ingest rubbish
FFS, as if normal people get home after a night out and go "oh I've had imbibed rather a lot of wine and am simply ravenous, I think I'll just whip up a pork terrine and garden salad!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

'Normal' people are simply horrid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

perhaps you should question whether or not you're the one who is horrid.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I have done. I'm not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I did too, but I came up with a completely different answer
strange that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

You are a self-confessed vulgarian
and thus your opinions on what may or may not be 'horrid' are null and void.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I'm not a Vulgarian
I don't even have pointy ears
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I have no comeback to a pun as lame as this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Well I'm not a self-confessed vulgarian
you pretentious arse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I keep an emergency one at work...
...in case of shopping fails.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Yeah, they aren't all that
apart from the Bombay Bad Boy which at least delivers on some levels. Generally I don't eat instant food, but sometimes it's easier than cooking for one, especially for breakfast. Yes I should have had porridge instead, much healthier...anyway, I am being boring. Will shut up now.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

If you find that you start to get boring in posts then just throw in the odd 'cunt' or 'vag' and no one will notice.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

*smiles at rude words*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Chicago Town pizzas are the ultimate in 'I'm hungry, need food five minutes ago' stakes.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

^ this

(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

There's a line to be drawn...
...and pizza for breakfast is definitely it.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

which side of the line is pizza for breakfast on though?
Because it belongs on the "this is totally acceptable" side
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Mmm
last nights cold pizza for lunch (having slept through breakfast time) is excellent.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

IFF popped in the microwave for 90 seconds

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Nope, cold
straight out of the fridge. Warm or lukewarm (i.e., forgot to put it in the fridge) is not acceptable.
(berk, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

No, I think that's a step too far for me.
Geek quotient:

a) living alone
b) spending life on Internet (sometimes working, true)
c) large film collection (no, not all p0rn)
d) overweight

add (e) eats pizza for breakfast to that list and I might as well give up, balloon to 20 stone and grow some weird facial hair and wear the same T shirt constantly.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

you are bobby
aicmfp
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

ha you beat me to it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I am appalled by this.
Someone gave me one of those at their house one drunken night. I think I enjoyed the scalding my mouth got more than the taste. Fucking filth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

oh shut your whinging trap
miserable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Hurr hurr
Hey, Kitty, what's Monty's favourite musical?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I don't know, what is Monty's favourite musical?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Rent
Because he's an AIDS bummer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Cats - because he is a pussy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

We Will Rock You
Because he's a Queen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I am still here, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

You're lucky I don't know many musicals
Hairspray, because you got a raging hard-on when you saw John Travolta dressed as a fat woman, you massive Scientologist-loving tranny fancier.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

someone gaz Darth!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

z s
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Love it!
Also, I apologise for saying you love Scientologists. That was a decidedly ungentlemanly thing to do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I like all of these

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Pussies, Queens and Bummers?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)