I'm jealous of people with halloween names, I want one!

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:55, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well make one up then,

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:56, Reply)

If I could think of one I would

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

missflee fli flo flum.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

haha
that's cute
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

unlike mighty badger's deformed face

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Oh, man, that CUTS.
cuts to the bone. sadface, online.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:06, Reply)

It's ok, I'll get her
mighty Gravedigging

There you go.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Love you long time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:15, Reply)

How about "Missflee FOR YOUR LIVES!"
whereas I can do nothing with my username...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

No, but you are topical for one month of the year without doing anything.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Like Jesus in December

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I like Jesus every month brother.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

But have you let him into your heart?
but not in a gay way
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:05, Reply)

No. He just comes round and shouts through the door.
There is always the smell of piss and Special Brew after he ascends to heaven though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Is he carrying a hammer and some nails?
If so he probably wants you to put him up for the night
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I'm not a hotel.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Prove it.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Do you have reservations then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Yes I'm worried about the damp patch in Room 224.

(Cave Duck, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Draculas Colon.. Totally stretching my imagination

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Aaarghhh.
Must... resist... strikethroughs...about...colon...stretching.
*falls to floor*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I think that was the title of a Hammer Horror film
"The Crimson Curse of Draculas Colon"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:03, Reply)

i could do a lot with your, username
that doesn't even make sense, never mind innuendo. lucky it's 5pm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Nudge nudge, wink wink
say. no. more.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

i am looking forward to the promised gaz of lucy tomorrow, don't forget me!
although it would be more traditional for you to gaz me cock shots, not pussy pics.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:07, Reply)

No cock shots, I only have a hen
I warn you in advance that Lucy is a right bag of bones, no cute kitten pics i'm afraid.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:08, Reply)

at least i know you're not edmund

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Damn straight, he pretended to be a lowly Major
I'm pretending to be a Colonel! No vision that man.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

pretending?
you're not really a colonel? here's my version of your favourite short story:

for sale
one wedding dress
free sachet of crushed hopes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Aww, let me make it up to you
by flying you to Hong Kong in my private jet made out of solid gold
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:20, Reply)

oh yes please
/gullible
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Murder Missflee

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You are David Yip.
AICMFP
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:00, Reply)

What happened to him?
I think he was rather good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:14, Reply)

He was excellent in Brookside.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I only remember The Chinese Detective.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I had forgotten about that.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I heard something about it
But I thought it was just Chinese whispers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Oh Jeffy Jeff.
That was poorer than Chompy when he was homeless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Sorry mate.
*Worries I'm the reason for your MD addiciton*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:38, Reply)

You are Jeff - you've driven me to seek chemical oblivion night after night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Oddly
You've seen this coming and you've prepared yourself by getting involved with the MDs for a good few years before I started posting.

That's quite an achievement.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Your coming was foretold, like the Antichrist.
'Beware the Anti-funny!' the augurs cried...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

*sad face*
*Rapidly books appointment to get 666 tattoed on my head*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

MissFleeBag

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

You win

(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:39, Reply)

The missflee machine

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 17:02, Reply)