Dear QOTW
I lack confidence when it comes to the ladies, do you have any advice for an ex internet shut-in.

Regards,
Maxi
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Give me that hoodie you're wearing in your profile and I'm yours

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

It depends, I only seem to attract mentals, are you a mental?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

oh god yes
like you wouldn't believe.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Don't listen to LAK they're jealous of my AWESOME

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Yeah our badges are double sided
on the outside it says "WE HATE TGB" but then when we get inside our secret meeting place we turn them around so they say "BECAUSE SHE IS TEH AWESOME" and then the points of the meeting all involve how we can be more like you. Snacks usually include Dairylea and something with the word Munch in it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I knew it
Monster Munch ftw
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

When you move to London
and I take you to Tayyabs are you going to bring a packed lunch, and have some mittens on elastic up your sleeves?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

No you're buying me lunch
and I lost my mittens :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I met her once. She wasn't mental
She likes cars. Her breath doesn't smell of catfood.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

There's more chicks here than on /talk.
You've made the first step.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Awesome *fist pumps*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)

If you can make a *Kerr-ching* noise whilst pumping your fist, they'll be like putty.
*nods wisely*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

They *do* like that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You're very cute and self effacing.
You should have the ladies falling over themselves to get jiggy with it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, we all know chicks FUCKING LOVE the shy guys.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

SOME DO!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)

It's always worked brilliantly for me.
Wait, no, never. I get those two confused a lot.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I love Monsters Inc.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Whereas I
have a monster sink.

How weird is that?

*Seinfeld face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Grate

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I've devised a plan using mainly spoons.....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

hehehehe!
I have to watch this all the time as my daughter loves it!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It's amazing!
I also enjoy occasionally breaking out into the
Put that thing back where it came from (bom bom bom) so help me!

srly though I'm not mental
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I think I may have to watch this when I get home tonight...

(berk, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'm nowhere near as shy as I used to be

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

you do have a bit of an emo sig
are you an emo? If you are I'd probably need the hoodie and at least two drinks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

and your lunch money.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Sometimes

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

That'll be the rugby
and the buggery. The buggerugby.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

you know what chicks do love?
guys who DON'T CALL THEM CHICKS.

it is not 1968 and you are not teh fonz.

bird is fine, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It fucking is 1968.
My bloodstream says it's 1968, and so does my record collection. Therefore it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

^ this
you have been validated ONLINE. Now stop moping :)
(berk, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

:)

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)