Full Ann Summers kit.
And an open casket at the funeral.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Phwoar?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I'll be the hottest looking corpse in the cemetary.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'll be the hottest looking corpse in the cemetary crematorium.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

At least I'll be hot once in my life.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Some consolation for being incapable of spelling 'cemetery', I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Like this guy
crushed under a pile of dildos!

NSFA www.665leather.com/ NSFA
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)

He's got a nice arse.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Not as good as mine
*wiggles*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Oh you and your giant cocks!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)

That's one of my suppliers :)

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Seriously though, how do those fit in?!!?!?!?!?
I have so much respect for the anus of a gayman.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You've been to Skegness before,
right?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

That's a bit personal even for B3ta.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

True
Holiday?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You nutter : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I know this great little B&B
It's all leather and chains chintz and flowers.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

If I'm going in for full BDSM then I'm not doing it in Skegness.
It's a bit readers wives for my tastes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:31, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)

If you say that enough jim will retell his dad sewing up a prolapsed anus story

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:12, Reply)

...JIM I WANT TO HEAR THIS STORY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Because you'll need the proceedure in later life?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

what do you mean later in life?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Practice
someone contacted me today wanting to fist me.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I told you that in confidance.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:15, Reply)

You want to squeeze my heart
don't you.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:18, Reply)

COUNT THE VERTEBRAE!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Is that your new name?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:29, Reply)

No.
I find these seasonal names confusing - I don't who some people are. Bert could be swanning around here in full fucking view and I wouldn't even notice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Yikes.
You poor soul. Unless you're into that shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I was going to go with a ball-gag and rubber stockings
and plant evidence that would cause me to be exhumed months later.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)