On a snowboarding trip with the boys a few years ago. Some woman in front crashed on a bend and
caused the coach to go spastic leaving us very close to the edge. Rather than wait for assistance, pedro, the driver decideds to plough on and I spent an uncomfortable few minutes staring down the side of a mountain. Fair play to him though he sorted it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wanted a balancing act involving gold
Once again your posts leave me dissapointed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

your posts my bitter, miserable existence +s
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

are you a Nazi TGB?
if not then while do you belong to the SS?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:16, Reply)

While do I belong?
Is that Jamacian?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

touche for the very first time

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Did you pull?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I kissed two girls
so yeah sort of. It was a good night though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Glad to hear it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

*Imagines Monty wants to hear more*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

She's gazzed me some 'too hot for Off Topic' pictures already.

Racier than Jesse Owens, they are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Ha ha.
Glad to see you've jettisoned thoughts of a second job mate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

2nd job
doing what??
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Rough trade bum-boy fluffer.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

and he turned it down??
How rare
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

you said you wouldn't mention those!
On a separate note the really creepy butch lesbian who nearly bit my face off last year didn't recognise me at drinks and reintroduced herself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Did she try and bite your face off again?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

no
I stayed well away. And according to her I wasn't hot anyway.

I resisted the urge to tell her that two separate people had told me that she had a massive downstairs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Like a bungalow
with a loft conversion?? I'm confused
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

a cavernous vagina
to make things clearer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

*was trying to make joke*
fail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

A massive downstairs?
Not a turn of phrase i've ever heard before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

really?
I'm pretty sure Al uses that frequently
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Really.
I've not heard that phrase before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Massive how, like, gaping? Or just it occupies an abnormally large surface area, reaching from bumhole to naval, and encroaching down each thigh?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I reckon gaping
not that I'd go near with a bargepole. Though she'd probably like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

It's probably the only thing she'd be able to feel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

yeah
I didn't like her even apart from the facerape and insult
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I am now up to episode 24 of season 2

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)

That is an immense effort.
Are you watching them all on a mobile phone?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Yeah
at home over the wifi, gets most excellent picture
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

*Goes into concerned parent mode*
You'll go blind, straining your eyes, looking at such a small screen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

It's quite a big screen!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

You sure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

the screen is twce as big as a cat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

thanks
the me trying not to be nice thing didn't work out though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

you should have pimp-slapped them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

wasn't the butch lesbian
on my way home in high heels, I came across a guy lying in the street and a girl trying to wake him. Couldn't just walk on by however much I tried. So I stayed with him while she went to find a porter- she didn't know him either. Then a man stopped and helped me lift him so he wasn't in the middle of the small road and the cars could pass. We found his keys and college card in his pocket luckily, and she managed to get him back. Then I stuffed my face with onion rings
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

there are some times when it's not being nice, it's doing the right thing
you need to find a healthy balance between acting like a cunt, and not actually being one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You seem to have posted that advice to Amberl, not Monty.
I'm confused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

like the awesome balance I have achieved?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Thats with the help of your massive flaps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I put wheels on them so I glide down hills
Thinking of installing some green neon underlighting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Cool cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

precisely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I'm still working on it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)