I'm as chuffed as a chocolate frog.
I was in a pissy mood earlier and just wanted to get wine, go home and get pissed but I made myself go to the gym, even though I had to go home and get my gym bag first, and I kicked ass on the treadmill.

I want a gold star for use of willpower please.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:00, 72 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well done.
Treat yourself to some DnB.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)

No
Jaws the revenge is on later. I'm going to watch that.

Actually there was some D&B on my ipod that kept me going.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Shark n' Bass.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

Ooh, what time?
A really shit movie could be the order of the day. Except it'll probably clash with the missus' dose of True Blood.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

ITV4 at 8.10
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Ah, we'll be at the inlaws then for dinner anyway.
Still it seems to be on at least twice a month, so maybe next time...

*waves back*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

I jsut bought loads of awesome food for the picnic we're going to have on the way to teh Lake Districti tomrrow.
We're taking my daddy for his birthday. I'm very excited.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

The Lake District?
In the middle of October? Are you fucking mad?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

We're going walk and sing and dance and frolic.
And drink.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Saturday is looking like your best day.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

I went on a course in the Lake District a few years back.
3 days navigating around Ullswater, in the pissing rain, thick fog and gale force winds in January was not my idea of fun.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I jumped into the middle of Coniston from a boat once.
Stupid, really stupid.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

I had sex in a tent wiht a chav in the lake district.
Not my finest moment. Not his either because he couldn't do it. He was obsessed with everyone being able to hear us.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Well you should have made more noise then!
Then all his dreams would have come true.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

I think it was probably the fault of the crack he had been smoking just before : /

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

It sounds like it was a different sort of crack that was the problem.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Pfft!
My 30 year old crack at the time was awesome.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Carry On Camping
Starring Blousie Windsor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I wish it had been that funny.
It was dire.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Well.
If you will have your own 2 berth portable smack den (or 'tent' to use the common term), you have to expect the laughs to be limited.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)

*WAVES MORE*
ITV1 at 7.30

Just don't tell Bob!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

*Proffers badge*
I'm still ill, have been to the doctor, only to be told that "it'll clear itself; it can take up to four weeks", then got home to find out a friend died after a heart attack this morning.

Still, on the plus side, ONE MORE WEEK!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Oh that's sad.
*internet hugzorz*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

It is a bit shit.
Lovely bloke, too. Only in his early fifties. :(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I feel for his brother.
They were very close and this is going to hit him for six, I fear.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Poor guy.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Offers gold star and free grope
do you feel better after it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I do.
I'm going to get squiffy tomorrow eve instead.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

good news right here
I've had a few nights on the lash, so not out for a bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Saturday for me
Lady cousins are down from Durham for the middle one's 30th. May need to drink to forget the horrendous places we'll probably get dragged to :S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

You lose any respect you had from me for saying ass and not arse.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

I had your respect?
That's come as a surprise. What can I do to redeem myself.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

Show us your tits.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Obvious internet response right there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Actually, show us your tits instead

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Nah, it's a bit cold innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

But, but, stiff nipples right?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

I had them surgically removed to avoid the constant chafing.
It's grim up north, etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

*shows tits*
Happy now?
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Al has it covered.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

*uncovers*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

*awards gold star*
*ruffles hair*
*proffers wowwypop*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

yay!
I totally did the same thing! Although I had less will power when we went past the college bakery :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Good for you!
How far did you run on the treadmill?

Get some wine and have some chocolate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

I don't go by distance but by time.
I did 45 minutes. I'm going to be a good girl today and get sloshed tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)

But if you've been to the gym
Then you need some sort of reward.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Reward me then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Do you want a shrubbery?
Or something else?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

A shrubbery?

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Ni!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Runs away!

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

*claps coconuts together*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Help Help! I'm being repressed.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

come and see the violins and herons in the cistern!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:48, Reply)

fuck!
I do, like 10 minutes and I'm bored. How do you stop yourself from just, you know, wandering off out of sheer dullness?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Good music on the ipod keeps me going.
I do a couple of short rests inbetween.

To be honest 30 min is my usual time but I was on a mission today.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

i have my ipod on, swap machines every
10 minutes or so, but I really struggle with boredom after about 40 minutes total
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

The longer I do the less I want to go home.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

you could be the treadmill equivelent of
forrest gump, well, that bit when he keeps running for years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

Go running outside
The change in scenery is far more interesting.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

I use to do that but I've gone off it.
I might go for a run along the canal at some point.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

that's what people say before they are brutally murdered

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

It's a busy route. Lots of cyclists, joggers and dog walkers.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)

and murderers?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Well maybe the odd one but it's not like we're teeming with them.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)

nah - other people will vomit as I pass
I am no looker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

They will be too busy staring at your boobs bobbing up and down.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

between that and the belly flapping
I think this will be the cause of the vomit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

That's quite impressive, pretty sure I'd fall over if I tried to kick a donkey whilst on a treadmill

( broadsword, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I have little willpower these days
Evident by the downing of 2 litres of Coke and a litre of Irn Bru yesterday. Caffeine-tastic.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)