I'm hoping that
I can get enough of my work done to go to Film Society tomorrow (Fargo + Citizen Kane). tbh, being on here probably isn't helping..
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If I worked all through today
I could probably justify taking tomorrow off. Since I never work it's not really a problem. Is that the film soc at Magdalen?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Aye
They were doing Reservior Dogs last week, never seen it, and really wanted to, but had other stuff on :(
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Haven't been in a couple of years
it's a bit of a walk. Usually have other stuff on a Sunday night as well. Today apart from going out I'm going to clean my room properly so I don't revolt anyone who visits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

will there be any sexy boys
there tonight, or are you holding out for the bash next week?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'm holding out for tomorrow
sexy boy wise. Then if that fails I shall be on the prowl
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

so who is tomorrow's target
i need details!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Facebook can tell you haha
he's my type, dunno about other peoples
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

i shall try and do some subtle facebook stalkery then
not usually my thing, but i can make an exception to find a sexy boy and pass comment (PRIVATELY, not on your wall or anything!!!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

haha look at the top status update
the one with many comments
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Dashing.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I'm not very good with people :(
edit: In the romantic sense. I'm good with people otherwise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

so we are talking W, not C?
he looks a bit like mick jagger back in the 60's in that photo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

W not C yes
:)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

definitely cute
get those glasses steamed up!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Which is why I might pick my outfit tonight
just to be sure. Choice being between nice knit dress, or jeans/low cut top
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

always always jeans and nice top/sexy shoes
it looks as if you've not made a massive effort even when you have!

besides when you are sitting opposite each other, you will be able to see if he is checking out the cleavage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I hope people don't look at me and think "She's made too much effort"
seeing as I live in dresses.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

well i guess it depends what you normally wear
i have much skinnier legs and hips and a stupid bust so i usually wear jeans or mini-skirts. if i wore a dress, it would be a huge giveaway! but i think you can never go wrong with jeans.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Stupid as in "Big"?
I'm pretty fat but my lower legs are quite slim. I just prefer wearing dresses. I don't own a pair of jeans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

aye
there's about 4 dress sizes between my hips and my boobs! so it's difficult to find a dress that isn't either reeeeally slutty on the top or reeeeeally baggy on the bottom.

i think it's v feminine to wear dresses, i am always jealous of girls who look nice in them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I'm impressed. That should be something to be lauded, not disliked.
I'm just quite rounded.

quitevery
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I wish I had slim legs
if I wear black tights and high heels I can get away with the pretence and in some ways I'm blessed with big boobs because they draw the eye away from my fat calfs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

i don't think i've seen your calves in a shot
and i'm sure they're fine. but IF they aren't, two things. pilates, or just walking up lots of steep hills, and knee-high boots! they are the easiest bit to hide.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

This is Oxford
There are no real hills
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

treadmill hills!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

You are right
sadly the heel came off my gorgeous boots :( :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

oh no
how distressing! good excuse to buy some moar boots?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I'm finding it really difficult to find any
been searching for ages
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

no, i hate them!
i'd give anything to be flat-chested.

i've seen bash pics. you are nowhere near how you describe yourself, you know!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I sadly am
roll on wage cheques and new noses
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

you really can't say that
now we are real facebook friends, the pics i've seen are gorgeous!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I can promise
that if I had the money for plastic surgery, I'd get lipo on my legs, and a smaller nose.

V kind of you to say so though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

i too would love a nose job
and a boob reduction. but i can't quite bring myself to do it. if it went horribly wrong, and these things do, you'd only have yourself to blame!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

you need neither of those things!
And you're right, I'm not sure I could deal with the scarring. Roll on real-life photoshop lol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I reckon if I could fix negative female body image I'd be a trillionaire.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

yes
or a man who got laid a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Knitdress.
Though I'm always biased, as I don't like jeans so much. And you can get to the pants easier.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Dress every time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

interesting
this lack of dress might explain my track record. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

The reason I think dress
is that we're likely to eat beforehand, and every top that isn't neck high looks quite slutty on me. I suppose I could pretend to spill something and then have to go change
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

or...
just look slutty. works for me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:04, Reply)

This I am tempted by
I shall wardrobe hunt for something sexy/slutty, that still won't offend the college president's eyes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

i have a scarf of choice for this sort of occasion
(mine is an emerald green cashmere ralph lauren one because it makes my eyes look better. which hopefully distracts from my massive nose and crooked mouth) when talking to the wrong person, the scarf comes down. when talking to the right person, the scarf comes off!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

^ love this
I also love scarves
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Sure you are.
He wants to get you drunk and give you a good, hard triple word score.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

if that was true
I'd have no problem
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

*hides*

( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

There won't be any sexy boys at the bash.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

aww are you not going now then?
;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Gotta love a bit of Sunday morning pandering.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Shameless fishing for compliments there :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I was going to say
"...just twenty huffing, sweaty geeks surrounded by beautiful ladies" and I woulda done too if I'd known TGB was lurking.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

there will be 5, no??
monty, you, pjm, bosskeloid, himjim that i can think of!

damn, tgb's answer was so much quicker than mine... *takes notes from the master*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Yeh', I'd bung me in with "super sexy" rather than the "sexy" sex-appeal-plebs too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

i was just about to ninja-edit that
to say gonz, are you going, in which case...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'm totally all up in that.
It's one stop down on the tube from work and on my way home anyway.

I clock off work at 5 so will grab a bite in Farringdon and make my way down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Are you going? 'cus if you are, I'd need to get my tux cleaned.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

no i can't
i was supposed to be sunning myself but couldn't get time off, stupid work. and now my boss isn't coming back from maternity leave, so it's her leaving do that night. plus my work bezzie left on tue, so it's a joint bash for her too. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Dayum, maybe you could go to the work's do for a few hours, show your face and all that, then bugger off to our one?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

maybe i could, i have quite a few people i could text
the thing is, the 3 of us are really good mates, so i'll have to stay til the end. i can't believe i am the only 1 left in that office, sad sad times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Damn =(
You'd hook up with them again at some point or another though, ain't very often a big b3ta meetup goes down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

i know
i will organise one next year though, i promise.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

EARLY next year, plz.
really don't wanna be waiting around for months.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

prob march?
give people time to get some cash together after christmas!

one of my clients is a big chain of pubs, so i should be able to swing a nice room and some free food.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Coolio =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)

That's why I'm going.
Couldn't miss the opportunity to meet all these London b3tans.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

but you do think
it would be a tiny tiny bit better if i could go, don't you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I'm disappointed you're not going, put it that way.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

yay
that's more than enough validation for me, thanks!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Ditto
:(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

yeah but
you just make all the others look bad, it wouldn't have been fair to add you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:03, Reply)

HimJim's in Rome
The utter cunt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

he didn't clear that with me
he is in trouble
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I no rite.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

maybe he just couldn't handle the excitement
and needed to chill out somewhere.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

still shocking though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

He had a legit reason.
Damned if I can remember what though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ooh, I'm on a sexy boys list!
*glees*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

well you do have this rep
as the male shag-muffin of b3ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

This may be my new sig.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

go on, do it!
bonus points for getting my name in there too. i need to bask in your reflected glory.

didn't realise that was you... you are right, you are always popping up as a friend suggestion. done.

EDIT - WELL DONE. at the next bash, this post entitles the bearer to one free pint of the liquid of their choice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Done :)
EDIT: Woooo!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)