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Hello ... Al
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Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:16,
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CATFACE!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17,
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BADGERCUNT
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Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:20,
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For that I am going to RUIN your wedding
Why YES, yes I do have objections
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21,
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No cake for you then
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Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:22,
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It'll be fine, we'll just sit her next to Clenders to make sure she behaves.
Or at least misbehaves in an acceptable manner.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:23,
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I'll be very disapointed if there isn't muchos misbehaviour
As things currently stand I'll be walking down the aisle with a baby in one arm and no trousers on.
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Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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I loved the invitations.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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Come on now, it's your wedding.
At least TRY to make it different to every other day.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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Hahaha!
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girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:22,
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Hows things?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17,
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Sugary
I'm eating a jam doughnut and am quite messy! Babycrackface is teething and nearly bit my finger off this morning!
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Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:19,
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Jam doughnut?
Jam fucking doughnut?
Is it any wonder you think the girl in Greggs fancies you - you're the reason they make such a massive turnover (arf! at my bakery pun).
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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I wonder if I can score a free pair of buns?
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Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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You should ask to see their range of baps next time
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PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:56,
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He should just explain that he's recently become a father by a woman who took advantage of him while he was drunk
and that she doesn't understand him and beats him if he answers back.
He's bound to get a sympathy shag.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:59,
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^this
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Captain V, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:03,
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