We've had drinking and clothes...
so now a food thread. What delicious items are you going to be eating in the next hour?

Alt Q: How much does a cleaner cost per hour?

For more exciting times- Alt Alt Q: What invention has been most useful to you today?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:17, 36 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Painkillers.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

hangover?
or toothache?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Hangover.
And neckache.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I'm presuming it was a good night though?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Not really.
I got drunk at home on my own and slept funny.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)

It seems everyone's night was like that
nevermind better times ahead!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I've just eaten.
Cleaners cost different amounts depending on a variety of factors.
A computer.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Tell us more man!
We need to know exactly what you've consumed, the different types of cleaners etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)

My rates are very reasonable

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

When you move down
I will hire you to clean my flat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I'm going to roast me a chicken breast in a little bit
And has that with some veg, spuds and gravy. I'm going for the big lunch, small dinner option today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Do you not end up having a big meal in the evening anyway? I always do.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Usually
But I'm going out this evening (football and pub), so there won't be time to cook a big evening meal.

I will however have a pie and a bovril at half time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Pies FTW. Everyone needs pie in their life.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I keep getting tempted by the Pieminister website
www.pieminister.co.uk/

Must... Resist... One of everything please.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I adore pieminister pies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Their 'Moo & Blue' is fucking A1

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I really want that because I love moos
but I hate blue cheese. It's anti-nom.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I thought so too and I still wouldn't eat it cold
but in cooking it's really nice. I've been doing a turkey roulade with it, and also melting it on pork steaks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Urban Pie in Birmingham
is nearly as good, and not nearly as far for you to travel (if I recall correctly you live much nearer there than Bristol...)
(berk, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Ooh, I shall check that out
Might pick one up on the way to the bash!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

A chum of mine started the Square Pie Company.
Shame they're a bit shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)

£10ph is average in London for a cleaner. No idea what it would be elsewhere.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Just had lunch
Penne and meatballs, had some sausages that needed cooking up soonish
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I've just had one of those Innocent Veg Pots
the chickpea curry one.

But I did put a handful of spicy cocktail sausages left over from yesterday in it. Mmm.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Can't you get naked cleaners now?
I think I saw that in a paper. I wouldn't like that.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

are we talking like a maid...or like a contract killer?
most useful invention would be my hair sculpting putty
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Is that like the stuff that blind woman uses in the Lionel Richie video for 'Hello'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Is it me you're looking for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

don be hecklin me mon

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Sorry.
Have you spoken with Grandma about making you your corset yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I called but she didn't answer
I suppose I could do it myself but I don't know how to work a sewing machine, so it'd all be by hand
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Could you not just buy a corset?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Kitty sells them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I could but it's too expensive for me right now, plus I probably wouldn't get it in time.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)