Also do you think putting sexually suggestive pictures of underage girls
on your public facebook page, and then linking your facebook page to your b3ta account is wise?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Especially as it's certainly not your original content
and you're moaning about Plagiarism.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

stop facestalking
facestalker
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Stop brining your illiterate nonce friends here
you illiterate nonce enabler.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Yeah, Kitty.
If you will insist on preserving your friends in salt water, do it somewhere else, OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)

What time are you going to the bash?
I have a feeling I'll be ridiculously early again.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I'm not sure whether I shall pop home first.
Unlikely, so maybe 7 o'clock? Then I can leave at 7:15.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Ah I'll be there more like 4pm,
I've got a meeting in essex that finishes at 2:30 and there's no point going back to MK.
I'm going to sit at the bar writing out a list of why I hate everyone until people arrive.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You'll get your own section.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Haha!
I bet I will.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Bring an overhead projector
and display your list on the wall. You can then add to it throughout the evening as more and more people disgrace themselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Hmm, I might be able to score a laptop and projector
to do an interactive powerpoint slide show.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

star wipes!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Just enough time for your 5 pints then?
Don't get fizzy lager, if I were you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

well maybe you shouldn't have ditched your train buddies
then you wouldn't have to sit in the pub by yourself like a saddo
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Maybe I'll head to Euston to greet you coming off the train.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Yay!
Can we do that thing like in a rom com where you'll be standing on the platform waiting with flowers, and we'll walk off the train not expecting you to be there and then we'll run into your arms and you'll twirl us around (yes, both of us) and then the music will crescendo and we'll skip off into the sunset?

The tube scares me, the tunnels that you have to walk through are creepy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I'm not going to buy either of you flowers I'm afraid.
and you won't need to get the tube, we'll just hold hands and skip to the pub going
"oh look at de boootiful buldinz, London is the bestest place I is am sooooo luky"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

ok that'll do I suppose
you can make eye contact with other men and they'll nod in approval about your 'bitches'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Brining?

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

dirty boy? which ones?

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)

The jailbait motivational posters
in your "funny" folder.
I'm not saying you are a nonce. Just that you definatly look like a nonce to me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Ahh... you no find funny??

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

fucking hell you can tell you're friends with Kitty.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

shut yer face

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

What's your favourite flavour of Pot Noodle?
And which sammich is your favourite?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

beef and tomato, although the sweet and sour is pretty nice too
chicken and mushroom ones are shit though.
(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

They're all extraordinarily nommy.
Nommy nom nom.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

oh dear, the correct answer was
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SAMMICH?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Oh, sorry.

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)

It's ok, you can join my side
We're fluent in Lolspk.

Monty is fluent is miserable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

do you have idiots on your side too?

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'm the only one
*sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:42, Reply)

now there'll be two.

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)

My 'noncedar' is going off big time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Is it because Crow is here though?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)

No it's someone else.
Someone who might make spiteful personal comments about my offline life like a prison bitch, if they thought I'd suggested they might be a bit noncey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You grab the pitchforks and I'll sort the flaming torches.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Was this a comment made two threads ago?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I don't dare say. I'm frightened for my life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Relax bitch. I'll keep you safe.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I owe you, Juan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Damn right you do, ho.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Woot!

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Excuse me.

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Was that the sound of da police?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

she only want me for mah pimp juice
whoooooooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:08, Reply)

"You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you rushin'?"

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Fuck off would I.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

You are Yoda
And I claim a room for two nights
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Tidy up will I.
If remember I do.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Noncesense dear boy

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'll be honest
The boy's a Liverpool fan. Noncery is probably the least of his problems.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Huffs.

(Kip, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Puffs

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Blows house down

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Liverpool have to play a difficult game for them on Saturday.
Football.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)

zing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)