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Afternoon mateWhich school is disasterprone jnr at?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I really don't think your going up there for a 'dance-off' will help matters.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:41,
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Ha! This has given me the wonderful mental imageof Darth getting a gang of dancers together in top hats and tails, marching up to the school and straight into the headmaster's office, then launching into the incredibly camp dance routine that gets disrupted at the end of Blazing Saddles.
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
*sings*"Throw out your hands
stick out your toosh
hands on your hips
give them a push
you'll be surprised
you're doing the French Mistake
VOILA!"
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)
There's a very slim chanceThat his education establishment is one at which my dance school is putting on a charity show next year
In which case we'll find out whether or not your above statement is true or not
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Shaming bulliesthrough advanced level foxtrot.
No way could that fail. No way.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:44,
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"We'll show them what self-confidence is all about!""Aaaand, GRAPEVINE"
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Kroney, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:46,
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Hahaha! Wha??Grapevine?? You know too much sir. I put it to you that you "foxtrot" with the best of them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:50,
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Two thingsa) the Foxtrot is immensely difficult, and anyone who can do it at a high level is to be admired
b) the Foxtrot is in no way gay. Old-fashioned it certainly is, but that's the point. The Cha Cha Cha and Samba, on the other hand, are camp as tits
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Dont spoil the joke man!!You dance if you want to, sunshine!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:57,
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I'll dance you under the table, sirLet's all ponder just how that would work
Unless we had a fucking massive table
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00, Reply)
you can leave all your friends behind...(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01,
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A dance called 'The Cha Cha Cha'was always going to be somewhat lavender-scented, wasn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58,
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Tell me about itAn important part of developing any level of ability in the Latin dances is a total lack of self-regard
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I got told to 'grapevine' at the gymI had no idea what that meant so I tripped over my own feet trying to copy everyone else
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55,
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No, you got told to 'fuck off' at the gym.You're deaf as well as blind, it seems.
(was that a bit too mean?)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59,
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no that one wasn't as mean as the last oneThe female gym nazis didn't like me because I'm all thin and shit so you're kind of right.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:00,
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At the risk of sounding ig'nantWhy is someone thin, fit and "as strong as a white rhino" going to the gym in the first place?
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
To make the fatties cry, I hope.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:13,
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This was before I found Poleand I was only walking 0.3 miles to work instead of 1.8. Plus I really like pie.
And to MOTIVATE the fatties into becoming more like me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46,
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Strictly Come Beat BullyingWay too many masturbation synonyms in that name
(, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)
It's not in NorwichI've back in with him and my wife, so we're out in the sticks.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:03,
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