I bought a GIR hoodie
It cheered me up immensely
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

GIR?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Seriously do you not have google
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=gir+hoodie&meta=
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I was trying to start a conversation
As I've never really spoken to Shaximinimus before.
Chill out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Normally I find:
Hi Shax, how's you?

Works, but you know that's just me and my craaazzzeeeee ways
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Maxi!
Shax is a marquis of hell, it's for halloween
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

But Shax sounds better when I sing it to the theme of Shaft

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm interested in you two joining my TEAM and becoming my STAFF.
Would you two like to join my TEAM and join my STAFF? I have a Google Docs account, I can totally share a spreadsheet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

How much are you going to pay me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

About half of your income !
//edit//
As in, half of your income that you income to the team.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Hmmm.
Half my current income, or enough to make up a full half of the income I will then be getting? How much of my time will being a member of TEAM GONZ take up? Will I have any duties that don't involve sushi?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

SO sorry I don't conform to your ideals.
Maybe you could give me a list of how you'd like me to act?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Well first off I think you should cover up a bit more
Are those your ANKLES on show!?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah!
One has a tattoo on it as well! Shocker!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:48, Reply)

shocking

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I just bought this. I love this iron fist stuff.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Yayayay
You won't get to see mine if you're not coming to the bash.
Why aren't you coming to the bash?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Uni party same night. I will be coming to future events though before the year is out.
I have just bought a hoody now. Stupid student grant!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

He's a crazy robot wearing a mongoose dog suit
He's awesome and misses his cupcake.

Hello, nice of you to talk to me :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

That's okay,
Are you from /talk?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I am of /talk yes
I'm getting quite used to this board though, it's fun.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Watch out Shaximinius, Applebite is knocking on your door.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Who is applebite and should I be concerned?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Now poisonapple and she's a maneater.
/Hall and Oates
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Really?
*strokes beard*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)

She's like that woman in the film Species except without the urge to reproduce.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I have no urge to reproduce whatsoever.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I see

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Not at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Applebite is my usual, non-halloween name

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I see
Should I be concerned about you?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I don't know.
You'll probably find out at the bash.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I'm not going :(
I don't think I am anyway, if I do I'll be sleeping at St.Pancras :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Then you'll never know.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:56, Reply)

How cruel fate can be :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, Reply)