Yesterday my optician told me at lunch time to go to the eye hospital at 5.30pm
I'd already told the office I was expecting to be out all afternoon, but when I was told the appointment was at 5.30pm, I thought "woohoo I'm totally going home". However, as I walked past the road that leads to my office I got a massive guilt on and went back to work. I hate myself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

An hour or so, I'd be ok with skipping
But a whole afternoon? That's too much.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You're both mental, blag as much time off as you can and sit around the house in your pants smoking cigars.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I hate people that bunk off work excessively
I'll allow one 'sick' day a year, but one employee managed to rack up a month's worth of sick and compassionate leave in 6 months, without any of the sick leave being longer than 2 day stints.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

that was it, I couldn't do it.
I was already really pissed off that the office manager had gone home because her baby had a cold, so it meant the other secretary was by herself so I couldn't in good conscience sit at home all afternoon.

I've had 2 days off sick this year, but some people take at least one day a month off, it drives me crazy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)

God same here
I've had *quickly checks* 3 days off sick, but that includes the day I was sent home by my boss.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I was sent home on the first day of the migraines because they caught me typing with my eyes closed
It was the first day back after my holiday so I couldn't have called in sick, they never would have believed me, even with my almost immaculate record.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Why?
They're having a right laugh at home playing Nintendo 64 and getting stone all day and you're sat like a numpty in work. They win. Who cares what anyone thinks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

well I care!
It's not a case of 'if you can't beat em, join em', I know I won't be rewarded for my lack of taking the piss, but that doesn't mean I want to start doing it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Ah so I see you have morals.
What's that like?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)

What did the doctor tell you?
Are you ok? Will your eye recover?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)

it's permanently scarred but ultimately it won't affect my vision so it's all good
I have to wear my dirty secretary glasses on Friday though :(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I read that is
"Woe is me, I have to wear something even more slutty now, just to tease the maximum amount of pricks I possibly can."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Haha oops.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Er, even more slutty?
How very dare you. And I hate wearing my glasses so I shall be sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:15, Reply)

aww I wear glasses as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Psychochomp was mean, he said he was going to call me Speccy 4 Eyes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Call him a rapey cunt

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

when i was about 18
and working in a pub in heaton moor, i spent my first salary on beautiful silver d&g glasses. they were £200 and i was so excited that i even wore them into work instead of my contact lenses.

and the men at the bar looked up. then down. then one said, "men'll never make passes at lasses in glasses."

even though the last thing anyone would want is a pass from a fat 50 year old stockport loser, it still sucked hard!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

They're wrong
Glasses on girls can look hot! I don't just mean the slutty secretary look, the right pair of specs can really improve a girl.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Woo, dirty secretary!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

But she's not wearing any glasses...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Thank you for that AA.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Yes she is

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Hahaha!
You're getting very evil on this board all of a sudden.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I gave you a plaster!
I'm only teasing Kitty because she's my favourite it's easy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I dislike you.
I hope half your mohawk falls out. The middle half.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*sadface*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Kitty giving her response

(Cave Duck, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Oooh
I'm sorry. So you can't wear lenses anymore?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Not for a while, and when I do I can only wear them for a few hours.
I'm going to have to go and get myself some nice new glasses I think, to make it more bearable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Or start saving for that laser surgery

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)