I'm spiffing, ta.
Alt - Neither. Both are wrong.

Alt Alt - screwdriver.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You don't like beans on toast?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

can't eat baked beans.
They make me gag. Texture is all wrong. I nearly threw up yesterday when my friend Jen started eating them cold from a can.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Cold is a bit odd, but warm is magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:49, Reply)

And mix in some Reggae Reggae sauce for extra win.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Yes!
Or chinese five spice :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Plain old Brown sauce does just fine for me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

*has to google Reggae Reggae sauce*
*still not keen on even trying them*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

When the guy was on Dragons Den, it was fucking awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

er what?
how does a person being on tv make Bad Bad Beans awesome?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Dragons Den is a show in which entrepreneurs go in front of several self made millionaires, and try to convince them to invest in their business
99% of those who go on there are visibly shitting themselves. Levi Roots just wandered in, fed them some sauce, and sang to them.

It then turned out he'd massively misjudged his initial order, but he got the investment he wanted anyway. The only time I've enjoyed that show.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

He was quality!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

His cookery show is excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Definitely

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I did enjoy that
He's got a really likeable affable enthusiasm.

I like the little cute chinese chef that had a show on BBC2 as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I like Rachel Allen, she's quite tasty
Valentine Warner, I know I should hate him, but there's something I find quite affable about him
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Oh I don't like her at all - the padraig woman?
She's so smug I'm surprised she doesn't make croissants and nothing else, on every show. I'd like to punch her in the tits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I'll be honest, I can't watch her cooking
I just enjoy watching her.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure when burt was reaccounting his first meeting of his love-interest, he said something similar.
I fucking love Boston Beens or those ones made with Burnt Ends.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

No bacons *shocked*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I've said it many times that I don't like bacon.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I was unaware of this
I'm new here :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)

My name is Poppet and I don't like Bacon.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

My name is Maximinimus and I like breasts

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Breasts?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Yes, I like them

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:54, Reply)

It even says so in my shoutbox
You should go write a comment on it
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

I might just do that

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I just did

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I see
Excellent
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)