I'm pretty damn good thanks
Looking forward to tonight, obviously.

Alt: Both please, I fear I'm not going to be eating much before I slam the first pint home in't pub tonight.

Alt Alt: Proper cider (though Strongbow will suffice, not Blackthorn though), gin and tonic (preferably Bombay or Hendricks) or a white russian.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hendricks is gorgeousness
I think a few Sam Smiths ciders may be in order this evening!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

In Mabels?
is it a Sam Smiths joint now?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Aw, is it not?
Fail! This saddens me.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I've no idea now, mate.
It wasn't in the early 90s when I used to drink there as a student.

oh god oh god I'm so fucking old.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Ah, I just assumed it was
all the other London bashes I've been at have been at Sam Smith's bars.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Anyone know what cider Mabels sells?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I think it's called
'Toogayforbeer'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Haha!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I was asking because TGB drinks cider
And I want to buy her a pint.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Very charitable of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Shit, I promised I'd bring her a mint Vienetta when I was drunk
Ah well, I'm off to get ready, I shall see you lovely mad bastards this evening :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Then if you don't get drunk you haven't broken your promise.

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

It's a Shepherd Neame pub
So I don't know what cider they'll have, but I hope to enjoy getting a Bishop's Finger down me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:08, Reply)

All this booze meets the badger approval standard.
Although I'm probably the only ginmeister in the world that doesn't really care for Hendricks. Give me Tanqueray or Blackwoods or Plymouth any day of the week.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Not had Tanqueray in a while, and never tried Blackwoods
Visited a mate in Plymouth, and tried to get her to take me to the distillery. She said she hated gin :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Tanqueray 10 is fucking awesome.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Blackwoods is a scottish gin
Skye, I think. It's well lush.

Try Tanqueray Ten, too. Expensive but lovely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I shall do my best to try them both then
Thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I don't like Plymouth. Too coarse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Meh, I find it the perfect session gin.
Each to his own though. I've always said it's more about the tonic. Anyone drinking UK schweppes needs their head seeing too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I think I'm going to punch you in the bollocks this evening.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

What for?
I'm a pacifist, but not above forcing you to recreate the animated gif I made of you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Good, you won't punch me back then.
I just feel like it. That's the kind of kerrazy shit I do sometimes. I'm well waki.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'll get your girlfriend to beat you up
girlfriend GIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNND
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Normally I have to pay her to do that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

"Come on, china, here's fifty quid"
"Now would you PLEASE stamp on my nuts like they're unwanted gerbils?!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Have you bugged my flat? That's uncanny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I'm glad I got the Larndarn-ism right with 'china'
I watched Mary Poppins last night and took notes about how to talk in London, because it's nice to make an effort to speak the language when you go somewhere forrin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Haha make sure to reference the 'apples and pears' a lot,
and say 'Law luv a duck' after every sentence. You'll fit right in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Cheers guvnor

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You will remember that it's considered the height of bad manners not to do the "Old Bamboo" dance when you first enter the pub, wont you?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Officelol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Careful now
If it all gets too cockernee then Monty will try and reform you by getting you to enunciate whilst holding a load of balls in your mouth.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

That's where the good Mr Crow steps in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Monty has a girlfriend? Why did Peter Noone mention this?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Let's just say
'I'm into something good'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

good average
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You cheeky cunt, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I do my best
In all seriousness, if it is who I think it is, then Woo, Yay, Houpla, and all that shite, she's ace, you deserve it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

You'd best be glad you're not going
She'd rip your larynx out for that remark.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I'm tempted to get on a train to Macclesfield with a claw hammer myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)

You're making the girls all swoony

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

What, with my Sutcliffe charm?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

It's a real clincher.

( thealternativefact, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Now there's a man who really knew how to defend a lady's honour!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

And if not swoony then a least a bit whoozy if you get a good clean hit.
Which may well have been the joke anyway, but I'd already typed it before the thought occured.

So, what about all this weather we've been having, eh?
(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)