One of Bert's old accounts Bret Mong Keys Eggs is listed as attending the bash
Highly unlikely he would turn up I guess but I can envision him hiding around the corner and/or peering through the window feeling bitter & lonely.
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Has he ever attended a bash before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Yes. Apparently he is 'alright' in real life.
Alright for an incestuous nonce, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

extremely unlikely he'd have the balls to turn up and if he does then he can meet Mr Fist.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

oooh
do you make that promise to all the ladies?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

*cracks knuckles in preparation*

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Hey. Need a hand?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Be my guest.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

You are like that character in Bugsy Malone.
You know, the one who kept cracking his knuckles. All he did was crack his knuckles. A right knuckle cracker he was.

I only wish I knew the characters name.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I have never seen Bugsy Malone so don't know who you're referring to.
Knuckle cracking is a prerequisite for fisting; maximum flexibility is required.
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

'Crackers' McKnuckle?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Hans Pfister?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Jointofdigitmanipulatedinsuchawaythatcausesthesurroundingairtomovesharplyandthisproduceanaudiblesharpnoise Smith?

(Cave Duck, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Wiki says the character was just named Knuckles and was played by Sheridan Earl Russell

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I met him at one
Didn't chat to him much, and I was quite drunk.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah -
He came to Davros' London bash in 2008. He's a nice guy.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)

a nice guy an utter cunt who fucks his siblings
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I'm not an enormous fan of nonces
who repeatedly goad people about their sister's kidnap and rape, myself. Still, each to their own.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Who is bert?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

omg
just search for the name.

that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Why isn't your name down for this evening? Too good for the rest of us?

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

she works in law and you lot might be a little low brow for her...

( zulu eh?, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

well yeah naturally
but that's not the reason. initially i was hoping to be on holiday this week sunning myself, but i couldn't get the time off work. then my two best friends from work are having their joint leaving do tonight. which is not optional!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Why is everyone leaving?
What do they know that you don't!?!?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

well.
this is a Very Good Question.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

A b3tan who often took insulting people too far, using very personal information
Then claimed people took things too seriously. Also admitted to fucking his likely-underage half sister. Had a couple of massive breakdowns on OT, got banned, made a new account, got banned, likely has more accounts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

All in all
A Good Egg
( Kroney, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

ha ha

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)