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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fart while you're talking.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
If he forces it though and does a shart. Game over.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Shart?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Following through
fart + shit = shart.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
accidental follow through
shit + fart = shart
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Almost identical
pissage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
impressive

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Clever girl

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
always gets a chuckle

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Shartpiss?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:20, Reply)
jinx.
so does this mean you two can't post until someone says your name?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
no
it means "you're a nice boy, but you've got no brains so shut your fucking face"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Nice finally meeting you on Friday.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Is this some kind of ironic humour I don't understand?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Yep, just have to wait for him to reply
and I'll do the killer and zingtastic punchline
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Oh, you're VERY WITTY.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I try but it's hard to work with you lot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Nice to see you even if you did avoid the fuck out of me, fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Fuck off it was busy and I spoke to you for a good 5 minutes outside
then you started clenching your fist and I went inside.
No one can blame me for that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Painwank?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
It was probably directed at Monty.
He seemed to think that because he white-knighted me, he was immune. Turned out he was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
you are just bitter because you want to "meat" me
you fucking pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Please reply with "I wasn't there on friday" for the sake of the joke.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I wasn't there on Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Oh ffs I must have bought a tramp a pint!


*jazz hands*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)
well worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
It was the jazz hands that made it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
always does

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)
That reminds me,
I'm sorry I spilled your "special" pint on the pavement, did you have a spare dose on you?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
It was all in the jacket
*woozes*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I MISSED YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
I'm not surprised.
you need someone to counteract all those compliments you have been getting.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I do, I feel fucking dirty.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
You don't know the half of it pal
I could have pimped you out a hundred times over.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
*takes ticket and waits*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:54, Reply)
oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)
sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)
It was lovely to meet you Noel :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:30, Reply)
as much as it pains me to say it
isn't he one of the nicest people you've ever met?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)
No he was horrible
we didn't get along at all and he yawned while speaking to me and was generally cross and disagreeable*

*all lies I'm afraid. He was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
all i am hearing from anyone
is noelmontynoelmontynoelmontynoelmontynoelmonty and how they are the nicest and best looking men on the planet!

which i am absolutely sure is true.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
SADFUCKINGFACE
Though I did receive some lovely, if surprising compliments myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)
No cunt was nice to me.
I blame you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
You didn't exactly come across as lovely and hot in that trilogy you starred in

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
got his desire for "ring" just right though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
it's only because I wasn't there


I'm glad I wasn't there. Everyone would have thought I was boring, horrible and ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)
That's because you are
you weren't any of those things when I briefly met you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
you're an annoying minger too
thanks :-) the above is also not true. you were charming and lovely. Although it was almost embarrassing saying the same things at the same time. Remember that?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
that was really quite amusing
If a touch alarming that we appear to have identical thought proceesses
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)
we know that it's not about everything though, so that's a comfort
trying to think what the word was now. Can remember the context...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)
cant remember the word
Just that it happened and that we had close to identical bemused looks
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)
that must have been unsettling for my mrs

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
she was sexually confused
Luckily the beard saved her from the fate of the donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:09, Reply)
huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I want to be the filling in a Monty and Noel sammich.
With a side order of Lusty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:41, Reply)
sounds nommy

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I thought so too
I'm fairly sure I had a conversation with him at one point but I don't really remember what it was about...but I'd like to have another, more sober, conversation at the next bash.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I had several conversations
that appear to have exited my mind with different people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Me too
But I remember you thinking berk was TGB.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Oh yes :(
I'm a fool. Her hair was definitely different though!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:44, Reply)
It really wasn't!
It was pretty funny though..
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:10, Reply)
I've lost this thread...
Are you talking about me? We had about four conversations, and if you don't remember one of them I'm going to be very cross indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:50, Reply)
you got me a sammich
A nommy nommy sammich. And I said the same thing 3 times in different ways
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I remember the one where we were sat in the corner
and I apologise profusely, the evening is a bit of a blur.
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Nah, I was just yanking your crank mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Meanie
I was genuinely worried then. Not least that I had no recollection at all of these supposed conversations, as well as offending you!
(berk, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 15:28, Reply)
eggy pants.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
No
because we're not 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
ha ha .

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

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