Right, I've just won £50b on the lottery or something....
I'm not giving anyone any money at all, but you can all have funding to do something that you've always wanted to do with your life, for example, go back packing or uni.... money is no object, but you have to spend the cash on some sort of 'experiance', weather that's education or 'finding yourself' or setting up a buisness.

What am I getting you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:14, 140 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd like to do some travelling and maybe open a small restaurant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Swindle me and say you're traveling to experiance new foods, I got a soft spot for a bit of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I would travel to experience the food though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Dear Gonz
please could you fix it for me so I could learn some underwater photography skillz?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I read that as underwear photography

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

*Two month's break around Egypt/Israel, with a PADI OW and PADI Photogrpher course... and all the equipment involved*
I'd love that one for myself too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

awesome - win that money for real and let's go!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I got my OW at 11 years old, and grew up doing snorkling holidays =)
I haven't been anywhere decent diving in about 10 years now, but I have seen a few stunning sites, my fave being Cuzimel in the mexican golf, but I think that's fucked now, not just from the oil but from the fact that Cancoon became america's version of Ibiza.

This has made me want to strap on the BDU again: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1319593/Amazing-new-artificial-reef-Mexico-sculptures-real-people.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

woah sweet
I have never been diving, it looks proper fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's the only 'sport' that I really love to do.
If you're somewhere interesting, it's a stunning experiance. I find when being with friends who aren't used to water, the trick is to remember the 5 monuvours and getting used to breathing while submerged.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

I'd like to get my walking-talking project fully set-up, supported and rolled-out nationwide.
Probably only 50k seed money please, the rest will be fund-raising and it should eventually be self-supporting. edit: chuck in £25 so I can buy a book to help me learn where to use hyphens correctly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Sounds good, what's the project about? Sale it to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

If someone needs an ear to bend, someone to talk to
we'll set a date and time, I'll go meet them and take them for a walk for a few miles through the countryside. We'll chat, talk their issue through and either help them refer themselves to whichever service suits their needs or arrange another walk for low-level needs.
Seed money is for registration, insurance, printing, promotion, training and expansion, and setting up fund-raising for future income.
ROI is nil, unless you like popcorn. I'm good at popcorn.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Deffo getting funding, first 3 years wages for you and 10 others, fully paid up.
Will work very closely with my Theorpy Dog Charity.... where I train up dogs to be dosial and, well, just be dogs... for people to have around during theorpy sessions (if they want it) and for your walks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Good dogs that heel and come when called would be brilliant for this.
I can't deal with dogs that pull on the lead or don't bend to my every command. But I'll gladly take any good dog for a walk, and they're excellent therapy for people who like dogs. I've often thought of hiring a couple of puppies and kittens and taking them to an old people's home for the OAPs to woo and wah over.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Ace !
That'll be one of the big things about these dogs, that they'll be very obiedient, but naturally dogs are dogs and might not be 100% of the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I kind of like that unpredictability about dogs.
I also like dogs that are all "meh" and disinterested, not needy bastards like they usually are, all that tail wagging and tongue hanging out and jumping up and sniffing your nuts and stuff. Why are they so needy? Get yourself some fucking self-esteem, dogs!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I totally agree, but for this they'd need to be able to be made to stop barking on command.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Back to Mount Everest please
I want to get to the summit this time - base camp was not sufficient.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Consider it done !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Top chap. Thanks.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I'd like to go to school so I can become a writer.
Please.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

That sounds good, would you like some travel type places to go to for inspiration?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

not necessarily
I've plenty of it already. Just don't have the skills to make it presentable.
I've started two books and finished four short stories.
I submitted one to literotica.com and they rejected it, because I can't write, apparently theres more to writing than spelling and grammar ;)
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Sounds good, I want monthly updates on whatever you've done though, can't turn it into a project that'll never materialise.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I wish it were real :(
I'm definitely going to have to start taking classes again. Maybe one a week.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Don't let the grass grow under your feet !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Ask for some pet insurance as well K!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

my vet doesn't accept pet insurance

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

*checks spelling and grammar*
*tries caps lock*

MY VETERINARIAN DOES NOT ACCEPT PET INSURANCE.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

okay, my vet said a flat out no
another said they'd help with the necessary paperwork
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Paper work aside.
How can they expect to have a thriving business if they make if difficult for people who have their pets insured? Surely it would make perfect sense for them to accept insured animals, meaning they get more business, pet owners have peace of mind and the insurance companies are able to lower premiums as more people will have insurance, but they won't all claim.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

probably because it's rare around here for people to have pet insurance?
unless it's perhaps a horse or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

We never had our horses insured as it was too expensive*
But the dogs were always insured.

*It was either colic or they had to be put down nine-times out of ten**.

**We never had 10 horses, just a figure of speech.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

well I've never heard of it until people on here mentioned it

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Plastic surgery pleeze.
Fanku!
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

are you back on the sex?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

In mind only.
No willing volunteers yet.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

In different circumstances I'd boff you into the middle of next week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:48, Reply)

I reckon that's a compliment right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

*giggles*
I'm fucking blushing you cunt.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

bless

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

bl g
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

you at the
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

tru dat

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I'm so upset you won't shag me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

I'm 25 years your senior.
If I was a man and made a play for you I'd be trolled off this site with all guns blazing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

*Coughs*
Ahem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

What?

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Hawking yourself out all over place!
Take a good look at your tattoo and think.

Property Of.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

COUGAR.
Nuff said. I understand you don't want to ruin our friendship, though ;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I do think you're ace : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I feel much the same about you.
Wish more people felt the same as you, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

ooo!
can I join the mopey B3TA girls now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Of course.
We love boobies.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

i'm not a big fan of them myself
does that mean I have to make my own club?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Please do.
I have self hatred and self pity. Blousie has awesome tits.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I have um...
a sword and low self esteem
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

You bring the mead, I'll bring the gin, Blousie will have red wine.
The perfect harmony.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

sounds ideal!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

These people are so vulgar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

And you're the epitome of decorum?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

That's me!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

You're a cunt, that's what.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I cannot actually believe I'm hearing this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

What, from Lampers Ali?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

From my main bumming gal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Luff ya, bbz.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Sorry, my 'spacker programme'
is unable to translate this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

f u ur a cunt

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:25, Reply)

you aren't
it was just typed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

I have that computer programme for spackers
that speaks all text ACTUALLY.

I'M DISABLED, ALRIGHT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

No
He's the connoisseur of santorum.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Had to look that up.
I am chief exporter of santorum ;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

awesomesauce

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I don't think it is awesome sauce

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Oi, my shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

are you a monkey?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Hahaha complete LOL there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

No, Gwen Stefani.
Oh wait-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

it's funny coz
I had never heard this song. I really thought you might have had too many bananas and so your poo became banana-y
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

hahaha

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

3 months of decent theorpy* and if you still want it at the end, then it's all yours.
Just to make sure that you don't "Well, I might as well go for it, I won't see the money otherwise", the cash goes towards hooking you up with someone, you know, like dating sites and relationship finder type people.

* and things like 'conflict resolution', 'cbt', 'anxiety'... stuff that would help _anyone_ out in day-to-day life, like what big companies send their managers out too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I'd like funding to research and write my book.
'Sausages of the World' by Montgomery Peregrine St John Boyce, and its companion 'Around the World in 80 Mustards'.

I'd sell the two as a 'bundle deal' on Amazon. You'll see your money back within a year, no sweat. Plus by then Nigella Lawson will be desperate to shag me - I will gladly do so, and I'll pinch some of her husband's 'art' collection whilst she's sleeping in post-coital bliss.

EVERYONE WINS. Apart from that cunt Saatchi.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I'd buy that.
EDIT: Especially if you titled it 'Boyces Bumper Book of Bangers'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Monty's MASSIVE Mustards.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

'Tards I Have Loved'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Hands over POTD to Monts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I couldn't possibly accept.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Please, I insist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

pff
to both
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I really do want to write that one day.
It will be 'humorous and informative'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I'd definitely buy it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I would actually buy these.
Especially the mustards.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Any initial outlay return will go into Jamie Oliver's charity on this one.
Oh, I didn't mention, there is a german saussage resturant on my way into work in Farringdon, right near Smithsfield. They do about 10 types of saussages eaither with potato or 'pretzal'*, with sourkraut and all the condiments a man can ask for. Looks alright, will try it some time.

* I don't get what that means in this context.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Let me know when you want to go.
I'll be there, notebook in hand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Maybe in a couple of weeks? We'll sort it out when we're both free =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Nigella Lawson Clarissa Dickson Wright
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Been there, done that.
I showed her some novel uses for a 'shooting stick'. She was 'game' etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Makes an amazing noise when she cums too - who'd have thought it?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Like a dying stag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

sure wish I hadn't just imagined that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Was it you who nobbed her in the House of Commons?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

That was me, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Thought so.
Pure class.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

cl
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:23, Reply)

If I were less lazy I'd get you to recommend me a sausage
and a mustard and get them RIGHT NOW. But instead, my 'dumped' food is grape nuts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Oh I'll 'recommend you a sausage' alright.
When the fuck did I turn into Sid James?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

year or so ago?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

g-hya-hya-hya

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Dresses, and gin, and good company.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Sounds good, but is against the ethos of this, try again =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Ooh, weight loss camp.
Where the diet is gin and they will give you as many size 8-10 dresses at the end.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Lampito, I'm wearing a skirt on saturday to the pimps and hoes party.
A skirt so short I had to look in a mirror to make sure my bits are covered.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

This is EXCELLENT.
I expect pictures.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

i would not want to temporarily blind you, my dear

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I sent you an FB request
Can't believe I wasn't friends with you :( You can get updates on my dresses ;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Double whammy time
I'd like you to put me up in a hotel as close as possible to the Arctic Circle so I can see the Northern Lights.

As this will involve lots of waiting around plus fuck-all to do during the day, a personal trainer to get me fit and lithe during the waiting period.

Thank you !
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Oooh, I wanna go to a big ice sheet and go meteorite hunting.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Well
I suppose long walks outside and slithering around on ice would make me fairly fit.

So that has to be two for the price of one there, guvnor.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

BARGAIN

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

go to take

n+ice

Go for your life mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Sounds good, I want you to blog it with photos too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

A months intense drum tuition from Abe Cunningham please Mr Gonz.
If you could throw in a season ticket to Arsenal as well I would be obliged.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Abe Cunningham
Wasn't he in Hollyoaks?

I know, I know
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I think he was in 'Happy Days'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Deftones drummer. He is simply marvellous.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Not sure who he is, but sounds fair enough.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

He is my favourite drummer. PLays for the deftones.
He is blooming ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

may i sunbathe on every island in the caribbean?
i got so cold walking home that i think my nipples have frozen permanently in the "chapel-hat-peg" position, i don't dare take my top off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=53bAvreSTw8&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha
i am laughing a LOT. i can totally see how you charmed the thongs off an entire pub of women!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Haha, my dad used to sing that when I asked for something rediculous like a car at the age of 8

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

evening gonzolicious

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Evenin' Madam.
How awesome was your day today? as awesome as usual I hope.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Can you please pay off my other half's huge debts
then break their feckin credit cards?
( ..wil, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)