That thread was SO FUCKING DULL
I actually found myself wondering about people's lunch plans.

COULD SOMEONE KILL ME NOW, PLEASE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:17, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lunch you say?
I might go for soup and a sammich since it's so cold. What's your favourite soup Monty?

Also, you didn't ask a question so I feel obliged to say THIS ISN'T STATEMENT OF THE WEEK
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Better?
I do like French onion soup with brandy in it. I also like broccoli and stilton and lentil soup.

My favourite is Vietnamese hot & sour soup. The 'Nam restaurants of Kingsland Road all do good ones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

soup with booze in it?
tomato soup with vodka might work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

It does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I've tried to make french onion soup three times and fucked it up each time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

because you forgot the french

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Top tip:
shred a little white flag and add it just before serving.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

ooh I said this.
fuckable uppable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

How?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Too much vinegar, undercooked the onions
one asked me to put a tablespoon of marmite in, that was like eating lumpy marmite water.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

When trying to squeeze a little poo into it
he's accidentally done a fucking enormous stinking splattery crap into it instead, and it totally overpowers the onion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

haha yes much better
Onion soup is pretty easy to fuck up though, tinned versions just taste sickly after a bit.

When I was in China I had a weird gelatinous soup for dessert in one restaurant, it was odd. Tasted like the glaze on fruit tarts, only a massive bowl of it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I have a ham sammich and grapes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Kind Prawn and Rocket sandwich.
With Sweet chilli crisps. NYOM
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Kind prawn?
As opposed to those tricksy langoustine bitches.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Very kind indeed,
they actually volunteer to be eaten.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Very kind and generous
Given that the little pink cunt has probably been swimming around near a raw sewage outlet before it was caught.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Doesn't stop me eating the damn things
I guess it's like the ultimate form of recycling...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

The more stuff like that you eat the more likely you are to be able to fight off AIDS
I'm currently invincible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah that's exactly what I meant.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
you cunt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Nothing
I have to go to that platform where someone got thrown from at Kings Cross yesterday, I hope they've tidied up.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

otherwise, that's what's for dinner

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

mmmm brains

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Faggots?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Only for Darth Fagtrot

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

How would you like to be killed?
I'm thinking it should involve some bizarre ceremony where Cumshot dances for you and Bobby bores you to death talking about football.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

That doesn't sound too good.
Perhaps I could be lap-danced to death by the ladies of /OT?

It might take a while but I'm prepared to give it a go.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Can you afford such a death?
I can't imagine they'd be cheap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Me and Applebite could clam slam you to death pretty quickly and efficiently
plus we both have boa constrictor thighs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

That sounds like the best way to go ever.
Do you do bookings?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

haha we could rival Dignitas

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

You could call yourselves 'Indignitas'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

hahahah
officelol
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Or 'Dignitoss'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

*forms orderly queue*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

How would you like to die Monty?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

From 'the gush'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

You worry me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Oh Jam
How delightfully fucked up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

'like a sad-face freaky clown'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

but to keep soft
in a sexy twet ish not so eashy
(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

But dear
If you die, the world will collapse! Who's going to rule us to the glory of a pure race?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

And think of the EU Drug mountain.
People all over Bolivia will be on benefits without Monty.

Save Ferris! Monty!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

*thinks of the EU drug mountain*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

It's kept next to the grain moutain
Some wag has called it the EC Caned Mountain
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

i
have
(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

fuck off bert

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

erm
Do I know you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

i should think so
you eat me every day
(nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I don't eat sausage sammiches.
YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

your band looks gay

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

+ extremely shit

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

When you fucked your under-age sister
did she cry afterwards? Or was that not until much later when you were taken in handcuffs to the police station to be registered as a nonce?

Just asking, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Just had half a small baguette
With chicken, bacon, sweetcorn and mayo. It was tasty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Tomato soup and a bar of galaxy with roasted hazelnuts

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

dip the galaxy in the soup
it could be a flavour revolution
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

You're like some sort of crazy person

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

....says the man who turned up to a bash dressed as a FROG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

GIR is not frog :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

And at least I didn't bring my rabbit hat

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Thank God for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

:((((((((((((((

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

RIGHT, fuck it
I'm going to greggs.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

WHY?!?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

ARSON.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

chargrilled pasties

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

deliciousness!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

delicious and greggs don't belong in the same thread
Unless it's to say "fancy something delicious? don't go to greggs"
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Is this a Legs McNeil/Richard Hell reference?
If you are serious about extinguishing yourself might I suggest the leaping from a tall building whilst doused in petrol and on fire combination?
And do it on November fifth when the fireman are on strike.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Love that book.
No-one else knows what the fuck you are on about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

That is because i'm a part of the .....generation.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Wank?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

You can't die yet. Not until you have your Darth Vader/Anakin Skywaylker moment
and show us how lovely you actually are.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)