This is what my dad had to say about my weekend:
"You told your mum not to worry about you being conned into meeting up with an internet peadophile, but had that been the case he'd probably have been extremely disappointed when you turned up."
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How old are you?
*say in a creepy voice for added effect*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:30, Reply)

'Do you like ponies? I like ponies and JLS'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

hahaha
you're just copying what the kids say to you aren't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That should have been an /ac

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

you are all about teh horseporn today aren't you, my sweet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Today, and every single day.
I just like them. Is that a crime?

Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

it's good for a man to have a hobby
keeps him out of mischief
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'm so into it
that I even become aroused when I see the opening credits to 'Neigh'bours.


Plus something about 'grooming'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:41, Reply)

what if the horse
were wearing giant horse sized edward cullen underpants. would that put you off your stroke?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

*googles*
Yes, certainly it would initially...but they wouldn't stay on for long.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:45, Reply)

whoa there boy
you don't actually get to do the horse yourself, you know!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I've a rather colourful police record that says otherwise.

Applause for 'whoa there boy' btw.

Can I just say I tried and failed to start a horse-porn meme about Al. I shall be more than a little disappointed if I accidentally start one about myself and it sticks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Watch and learn, old chap: I helped peddle a bumder-related meme about Darth,
and look what sufferance it wreaked upon me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I accidentally started anal porn for Lampito apparantly

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Sounds like it's been a lucrative career
She should be grateful.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

thank you
i am glad you approve.

well. i'm not going to lie to you, old buddy old pal, it's got legs (four of them to be precise)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

According to a couple of recent high-profile cases
I'm going to have to go with "Yes. Yes, I'm afraid it rather is"

Sorry, old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I imagine you saying that like Dudley Moore in 'Derek and Clive' mode..
"Would you like to see my winky-wanky-woo"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Oh, man. I could have brought along my official government
"this man is definitely not a paedo honest as of July 2009" card to really set her at ease.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

A peado who has been caught
you could just be a clever peado who has escaped police notice so far.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I'm not sure it really did me any favours
when after completing full disclosure I pointed out that effectively that only proves I'm really good at not being caught paedoing. It's effectively a paedoevolution scheme, if you like. "survival of those that hide the bodies best"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Well this is what I've always thought.
It's so dumb, it just proves you've not been caught.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Always nice to know
That you're parents take an interest in what you're doing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)

yeah I love the fact that I received this email 4 days after potential internet paedophilia.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

So no pre-warning talks?
Well, you didn't get murdered, so that's a plus.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

It's a good job she didn't know we're all 43 year old truckers called Dave.
Even you, Dave.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Your parents were texting me to see if I got there safe.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Did they say
'she has to lose her virginity some time?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Even they know that ship has long sinced sailed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I was just being mean
obviously unskilled at it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I can teach you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That should have been
teach you I can
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Geek.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Pretty much
not a Star Wars one though thankfully
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 17:01, Reply)