SHE'S HAVING SEX.
The bitch.

Edit: I love the word trollop.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

EVERY DAY WITH LIKE SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND NOW THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW
or more importantly her ex-fiancee who cruelly dumped her
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

drugs as well
shocking really
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I smirked massively at the mention of 'comedy box sets'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Just you all wait till I start having sex again.
I will never fucking shut up about it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

knew the celibacy vow wouldn't last :)
let's see who breaks it first
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Do you mean you or me?
Or who pops my newly formed cherry?
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I meant you or me
but take the cherry interpretation if you will. Apparantly celibacy rehymenates ;)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:23, Reply)

It will be you hon.
I'd bet my pension on it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I think I will find myself
with food money, if that was the case.

I can 99% guarantee it will be you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

You have youth and a busy social life on your side.
And God.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I haven't had a proper boyfriend
for about two years (only occasional dates) and to be honest if between the ages of 20-22 I'm getting nothing, it's not going to change. I only attract freaks. And God's being a fucking bastard on this one.

I will put actual money on it being you :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Gosh! I'm going to have to get laid just to make you feel justified.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Go for it!
Got anybody in mind?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Jeff Bridges.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I should have predicted this
I too am expecting Christian Bale on my doorstep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

To the nunnery with you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

alreet Hamlet

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

That's balls, I'm afraid
My driest patch was ages 19-22.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Any word from hot-bloke today berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Nope
I shall not give in and text him first, either.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

You go sista!
Girl Power and all that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt
for cancelling due to man flu, especially as I now have the plague myself, but I think he ought to make the move as I am still not happy about being cancelled on twice.
Anyway. How're you this evening, Jeff?
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I have manflu and I'm feeling rotten.
Really rough with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
I think I just have a cold, but I'm feeling pretty manky regardless.
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:36, Reply)

I'm coughing my lungs up
Have a temperature and have a bright red nose from having to blow it every 30 seconds.

Bad times.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Right thing there berk
though I disagree with your assessment of my situation 20-22 ought to be the best years surely?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I suppose in theory
you meet the most people during your time at uni, and so it's more likely you'll get laid there. But of the five years I spent at uni, only 10 months of those were spent in actual relationships, and only one of those relationships actually got me any sex.
And now I have more male attention than I know what to do with, lol, so I would very much advise you to remain cheerful about the situation :)
(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:35, Reply)

................And if all else fails.
There is always masturbation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Actually that last bit sounds really up myself

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Whereas my advice is EXACTLY that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Haha, you just made my cough my fucking lungs up laughing, you bastard!

(berk, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Join the other thread.
This is too far to the right.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)

She's deffo out there, the new 'Belle de Jour' if you will
Producers will be kicking her back doors in, in no time at all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Kicking her back doors in.
Is that a euphemism?
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

more of a single entendre

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I'm afraid so
It's got Viva or Dave! written all over it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

producers her ex
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

She wishes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I wonder if she has a comedy 'box'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I wonder if she's got syphilis

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

SHE HAS COCAINE
That's all that matters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

You're really quite a cunt aren't you?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

It's appalling shit, which she's been spamming around
I don't think it'll be winning any awards
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

True. However your trolling is hardly selective and it's not like you post much of any quality yourself.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)

He is funny, that's all you need on here. Fuck all the petty shit
If it gets a laugh it flies.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

100% true.
Rory's no SpankyHanky, that's for sure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Thankfully. I dislike CuntyHanky as I think you know, but at least he posted stuff (albeit shite). This cunt just seems to pick on people and troll the hell out of them.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Doesnt everyone on OT hate the Hanky?
And I was always surprised that for someone that assumed he had so many friends, the Hanky never joined in with OT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I was relieved he didn't join in here.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I would have loved to have seen him go head to head with Monty Boyce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Not always.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I'm still crying myself to sleep because you called me a 'bi plumber'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

If the shoe fits.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

A bisexual plumber's shoe?
And surely you mean 'if the cap fits'?

Or are contracetiveLOLS not allowed?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)

is that like contraceptionLOLS?
(I imagine this to be like making an inappropriate joke just before penetration)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

yeah, contraceptiveLOLS
It was only a P, do forgive me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I thought you meant contractive
and therefore thought myself to be all original

I am not, sorry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

What, like JLS Condoms?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

To be honest I can't remember why or when I called you a bi plumber.
It must have been for the lols.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)

It's alright baby, I know you love my streetwise ways.
And the occasional DnB links.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

No he's not.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Well it's a matter of opinion and who am I to tell you what you find funny
I think he is amusing and like his posts.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:29, Reply)

How is forming a different opinion 'Trolling' ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Because it's clear that disagreeing is the same thing as being disagreeable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Lies on the Internet shocker

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

For troll see Bert, intentional aim to cause upset.
If I think somethings shit I'll say so. I won't go pandering/ mandering/ or hugglewuggles.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

You is well ard innit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I LIVE BY MY OWN RULES

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

What about smoochie woochies?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

That's for the gays

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

This.
The amount of times I got abuse from disasterprone for calling out shit as shit is the stuff that boring anecdotes are made of.

If shit stinks then I'll call it out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:35, Reply)

He's such a tool, he was crying about you the other day
WAAAAAAH WAAAAAHHHHHHHH
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Was he?
Where?

I found it hilarious that he said that I'm a 'cunt with no idea of proper behaviour' when he'd actually threatened me with physical violence for denouncing the Hanky as shit and defending my point of view.

The guy's a tramprimmer, he really is.

And he does that thing that wankers do, persistently calling me 'mate'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:39, Reply)

He was being well hard in that post that bellawhatever deleted
He had the temerity to tell me to "fuck off". I've never been so insulted.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Really?

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Yes, I was trembling with rage and unable to sleep last night.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

And he mentioned me?
What a cockmunch. Internet hardmen are fucking funny, aren't they?

I think he's sexually attracted to me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I think he hates you more than me for some reason. Albeit not for want of trying.
He's always knighting QOTW, it's his bag.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Wow.
I think it's because I spelled out to him just how hypocritical he is and told him that if he did 'give me a smack' then he'd get a whole lot more back. And that I'm not his 'mate'.

If you want a giggle I can gaz you the gaz chain in question.

What a cunt. What was he saying about me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Hurtful stuff, you're a "Dickhead" etc
all fairly standard stuff, no mentions of mums thank god. Thanks for the offer of the gaz, I'll stick to not being privy to any of his private messages.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

He's like the QOTW police.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

No you're just a cunt
and i'd like to see you bleed.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Bert used to be OK and genuinely funny.
The insults for insults sake got out of hand. I don't dislike the bloke but he definitely lost it somewhere along the way, which is a shame.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Agreed, I think it was a genuine mental headwrong breakdown
RIP Bertie
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Until his inevitable return

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

It's due. I can feel it coming like el niño

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I can feel it coming like a tramp in Phil Collins's hair.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

*Sicks up a bit*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

'I can feel him, coming in my hair tonight'
Oh Lord.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

*Golf clap*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Is that what it's called when Tiger Woods catches a dose?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

And subsequent banning again.
Oh for the old Bert.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

When I joined Bert was in with the in crowd
one of the "old lags" who was in every thread, funny and incisive, at all the bashes. It'd be interesting to see if you could chart the decline via his posts (or are they unsearchable after the account is deleted?)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Not sure.
I met the bloke once. He was OK.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Of course everyone is entitled to an opinion, but you seem to phrase your opinions in a manner that seems designed more to provoke an angry reaction than to be constructive.

Don't get me wrong provocation is a good thing sometimes, but it seems cuntish to me when it is all you seem to contribute.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Dunno, I'm not really here a lot of the time, I'll stick to being Rory if it's all the same
People shouldn't post shit round here and not expect to be mocked. Similarly there can be some good posts that can be participated in. A lot of it can be grey and lifeless, so meh.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)